“So he set there a good while, thinking and thinking to hisself; and then he got the frog out and pried his mouth open, and took a teaspoon and filled him full of quail-shot—­filled him pretty near up to his chin—­and set him on the floor.  Smiley, he went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog, and fetched him in, and give him to this feller, and says, ’Now, if you’re ready, set him along-side of Dan’l, with his forepaws just even with Dan’l, and I’ll give the word.’  Then he says, ‘One—­two—­three—­git!’ and him and the feller touched up the frogs from behind, and the new frog hopped off lively, but Dan’l give a heave, and hysted up his shoulders—­so—­like a Frenchman, but it warn’t no use—­he couldn’t budge; he was planted as solid as a church, and wouldn’t no more stir than if he was anchored out.  Smiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted too, but he didn’t have no idea what the matter was, of course.

“The feller took the money and started away; but when he was going out at the door he sorter jerked his thumb over his shoulder—­so—­at Dan’l, and says again, very deliberate, ‘Well,’ he says, ’I don’t see no p’ints about that frog that’s any better’n any other frog.’

“Smiley, he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan’l a long time; and at last he says, ’I do wonder what in the nation that frog throwed off for.  I wonder if there aint something the matter with him—­he ‘pears to look mighty baggy, somehow.’  And he ketched Dan’l by the nap of the neck, and hefted him, and says, ’Why, blame my cats if he don’t weigh five pound!’ and turned him upside down, and he belched out a double handful of shot.  And then he see how it was, and he was the maddest man.  He set the frog down and took out after the feller, but he never ketched him.”

  INDEX.

  An Index to the American Authors and Writings
  and the Principal American Periodicals mentioned
  in this Volume.

  Abraham Lincoln, 143. 
  Adams and Liberty, 60. 
  Adams, John, 49. 
  Adams, J. Q., 72, 85. 
  Adams, Samuel, 43, 44. 
  After-Dinner Poem, 135. 
  After the Funeral, 142. 
  Age of Reason, The, 51-53, 60. 
  Ages, The, 153. 
  Alcott, A. B., 93, 104. 
  Aldrich, T. B., 170, 197. 
  Algerine Captive, The, 63. 
  Algic Researches, 130. 
  Alhambra, The, 74. 
  All Quiet Along the Potomac, 184. 
  Alnwick Castle, 81. 
  Alsop, Richard, 55, 56. 
  American, The, 206. 
  American Civil War, The, 182. 
  American Conflict, The, 182. 
  American Flag, The, 80. 
  American Note-Books, 95, 114, 116, 119, 128. 
  American Scholar, The, 93, 104, 123. 
  Ames, Fisher, 50, 51. 
  Among My Books, 143. 
  Anabel Lee, 165. 
  Anarchiad, The, 55. 
  Army Life in a Black Regiment, 186. 
  Army of the Potomac, The, 183. 
  Art of Book-Making, The, 77.