ACT 3

Hall in the Castle.—­Lucy is seen surrounded by every luxury, but her heart is sad.  She has just been shown a forged letter from Stewart saying that he no longer loves her, and she remembers her old free life in the mountains and longs for another romp with Ravensbane and Wolfshead, her old pair of rompers.  The guests begin to assemble for the wedding, each bringing a roast ox.  They chide Lucy for not having her dress changed.  Just at this moment the gypsy band bursts in and Cleon tells the wedding party that Elsie and not Edith is the child who was stolen from the summer-house, showing the blood-stained derby as proof.  At this, Lord Brym repents and gives his blessing on the pair, while the fishermen and their wives celebrate in the courtyard.

XVII

THE YOUNG IDEA’S SHOOTING GALLERY

Since we were determined to have Junior educated according to modern methods of child training, a year and a half did not seem too early an age at which to begin.  As Doris said:  “There is no reason why a child of a year and a half shouldn’t have rudimentary cravings for self-expression.”  And really, there isn’t any reason, when you come right down to it.

Doris had been reading books on the subject, and had been talking with Mrs. Deemster.  Most of the trouble in our town can be traced back to someone’s having been talking with Mrs. Deemster.  Mrs. Deemster brings an evangelical note into the simplest social conversations, so that by the time your wife is through the second piece of cinnamon toast she is convinced that all children should have their knee-pants removed before they are four, or that you should hire four servants a day on three-hour shifts, or that, as in the present case, no child should be sent to a regular school until he has determined for himself what his profession is going to be and then should be sent straight from the home to Johns Hopkins or the Sorbonne.

Junior was to be left entirely to himself, the theory being that he would find self-expression in some form or other, and that by watching him carefully it could be determined just what should be developed in him, or, rather, just what he should be allowed to develop in himself.  He was not to be corrected in any way, or guided, and he was to call us “Doris” and “Monty” instead of “Mother” and “Father.”  We were to be just pals, nothing more.  Otherwise, his individuality would become submerged.  I was, however, to be allowed to pay what few bills he might incur until he should find himself.

The first month that Junior was “on his own,” striving for self-expression, he spent practically every waking hour of each day in picking the mortar out from between the bricks in the fire-place and eating it.

“Don’t you think you ought to suggest to him that nobody who really is anybody eats mortar?” I said.