FIFTH INNING:  Mrs. Whitebait asked Mr. Whitebait how you marked a home-run on the score-card.  Mr. Whitebait said:  “Why do you have to know?  No one has knocked a home-run.”  Mrs. Whitebait said that Babe Ruth ran home in the last inning.  “Yes, I know,” said Mr. Whitebait, “but it wasn’t a home-run.”  Mrs. W. asked him with some asperity just why it wasn’t a home-run, if a man ran home, especially if it was Babe Ruth.  Mr. W. said:  “I’ll tell you later.  I want to watch the game.”  Mrs. Whitebait began to cry a little.  Mr. Whitebait groaned and snatched the card away from her and marked a home-run for Ruth in the fourth inning.

SIXTH INNING:  Thurston called out to Hasty not to let them fool him.  Wicker said that where Hasty got fooled in the first place was when he let them tell him he could play baseball.  Unknown man said that he was “too Hasty,” and laughed very hard.  Thurston said that Hasty was a better pitcher than Mays, when he was in form.  Unknown man said “Eah?” and laughed very hard again.  Wicker asked how many times in seven years Hasty was in form and Thurston replied:  “Often enough for you.”  Unknown man said that what Hasty needed was some hasty-pudding, and laughed so hard that his friend had to take him out.

Thibbets sharpened his pencil.

SEVENTH INNING:  Libby called “Everybody up!” as if he had just originated the idea, and seemed proudly pleased when everyone stood up.  Taussig threw money to the boy for a bag of peanuts who tossed the bag to Levy who kept it.  Taussig to boy to Levy.

Scanlon yelled to Ruth to come through with a homer.  Ruth knocked a single and Scanlon yelled “Atta-boy, Babe!  All-er way ’round!  All-er way round, Babe!” Mrs. Whitebait asked Mr. Whitebait which were the Clevelands.  Mr. Whitebait said very quietly that the Clevelands weren’t playing to-day, just New York and Philadelphia and that only two teams could play the game at the same time, that perhaps next year they would have it so that Cleveland and Philadelphia could both play New York at once but the rules would have to be changed first.  Mrs. Whitebait said that he didn’t have to be so nasty about is.  Mr. W. said My God, who’s being nasty?  Mrs. W. said that the only reason she came up with him anyway to see the Giants play was because then she knew that he wasn’t off with a lot of bootleggers.  Mr. W. said that it wasn’t the Giants but the Yankees that she was watching and where did she get that bootlegger stuff.  Mrs. W. said never mind where she got it.  NO RUNS.

EIGHTH INNING:  Thibbets sharpened his pencil.  Litner got up and went home.  Scanlon yelled to Ruth to end up the game with a homer.  Ruth singled.  Scanlon yelled “Atta-Babe!” and went home.

NINTH INNING:  Stevens began figuring up the players’ batting averages for the season thus far.  Wicker called over to Thurston and asked him how Mr. Hasty was now.  Thurston said “That’s all right how he is.”  Mrs. Whitebait said that she intended to go to her sister’s for dinner and that Mr. Whitebait could do as he liked.  Mr. Whitebait told her to bet that he would do just that.  Thibbets broke his pencil.