for a worthless guide. It was impossible to prop
a corpse on the corner of Tottenham Court Road without
arousing fatal curiosity in the bosoms of the passers-by;
as for lowering it down a London chimney, the physical
obstacles were insurmountable. To get it on board
a train and drop it out, or on the top of an omnibus
and drop it off, were equally out of the question.
To get it on a yacht and drop it overboard, was more
conceivable; but for a man of moderate means it seemed
extravagant. The hire of the yacht was in itself
a consideration; the subsequent support of the whole
crew (which seemed a necessary consequence) was simply
not to be thought of. His uncle and the houseboat
here occurred in very luminous colours to his mind.
A musical composer (say, of the name of Jimson) might
very well suffer, like Hogarth’s musician before
him, from the disturbances of London. He might
very well be pressed for time to finish an opera—say
the comic opera Orange Pekoe—Orange Pekoe,
music by Jimson—’this young maestro,
one of the most promising of our recent English school’—vigorous
entrance of the drums,
etc.—the whole
character of Jimson and his music arose in bulk before
the mind of Gideon. What more likely than Jimson’s
arrival with a grand piano (say, at Padwick), and
his residence in a houseboat alone with the unfinished
score of Orange Pekoe? His subsequent disappearance,
leaving nothing behind but an empty piano case, it
might be more difficult to account for. And yet
even that was susceptible of explanation. For,
suppose Jimson had gone mad over a fugal passage,
and had thereupon destroyed the accomplice of his
infamy, and plunged into the welcome river? What
end, on the whole, more probable for a modern musician?
‘By Jove, I’ll do it,’ cried Gideon.
‘Jimson is the boy!’
CHAPTER XI. The Maestro Jimson
Mr Edward Hugh Bloomfield having announced his intention
to stay in the neighbourhood of Maidenhead, what more
probable than that the Maestro Jimson should turn
his mind toward Padwick? Near this pleasant riverside
village he remembered to have observed an ancient,
weedy houseboat lying moored beside a tuft of willows.
It had stirred in him, in his careless hours, as he
pulled down the river under a more familiar name, a
certain sense of the romantic; and when the nice contrivance
of his story was already complete in his mind, he
had come near pulling it all down again, like an ungrateful
clock, in order to introduce a chapter in which Richard
Skill (who was always being decoyed somewhere) should
be decoyed on board that lonely hulk by Lord Bellew
and the American desperado Gin Sling. It was
fortunate he had not done so, he reflected, since
the hulk was now required for very different purposes.
Jimson, a man of inconspicuous costume, but insinuating
manners, had little difficulty in finding the hireling
who had charge of the houseboat, and still less in
persuading him to resign his care. The rent was
almost nominal, the entry immediate, the key was exchanged
against a suitable advance in money, and Jimson returned
to town by the afternoon train to see about dispatching
his piano.