It was a mark of singular self-control in Morris that he suffered this to pass unchallenged, and even unresented.

‘About the business in hand,’ said he, ’once we can get him up to Bloomsbury, there’s no sort of trouble.  We bury him in the cellar, which seems made for it; and then all I have to do is to start out and find a venal doctor.’

‘Why can’t we leave him where he is?’ asked John.

‘Because we know nothing about the country,’ retorted Morris.  ’This wood may be a regular lovers’ walk.  Turn your mind to the real difficulty.  How are we to get him up to Bloomsbury?’

Various schemes were mooted and rejected.  The railway station at Browndean was, of course, out of the question, for it would now be a centre of curiosity and gossip, and (of all things) they would be least able to dispatch a dead body without remark.  John feebly proposed getting an ale-cask and sending it as beer, but the objections to this course were so overwhelming that Morris scorned to answer.  The purchase of a packing-case seemed equally hopeless, for why should two gentlemen without baggage of any kind require a packing-case?  They would be more likely to require clean linen.

‘We are working on wrong lines,’ cried Morris at last.  ’The thing must be gone about more carefully.  Suppose now,’ he added excitedly, speaking by fits and starts, as if he were thinking aloud, ’suppose we rent a cottage by the month.  A householder can buy a packing-case without remark.  Then suppose we clear the people out today, get the packing-case tonight, and tomorrow I hire a carriage or a cart that we could drive ourselves—­and take the box, or whatever we get, to Ringwood or Lyndhurst or somewhere; we could label it “specimens”, don’t you see?  Johnny, I believe I’ve hit the nail at last.’

‘Well, it sounds more feasible,’ admitted John.

‘Of course we must take assumed names,’ continued Morris.  ’It would never do to keep our own.  What do you say to “Masterman” itself?  It sounds quiet and dignified.’

‘I will not take the name of Masterman,’ returned his brother; ’you may, if you like.  I shall call myself Vance—­the Great Vance; positively the last six nights.  There’s some go in a name like that.’

‘Vance?’ cried Morris.  ’Do you think we are playing a pantomime for our amusement?  There was never anybody named Vance who wasn’t a music-hall singer.’

‘That’s the beauty of it,’ returned John; ’it gives you some standing at once.  You may call yourself Fortescue till all’s blue, and nobody cares; but to be Vance gives a man a natural nobility.’

‘But there’s lots of other theatrical names,’ cried Morris.  ’Leybourne, Irving, Brough, Toole—­’

‘Devil a one will I take!’ returned his brother.  ’I am going to have my little lark out of this as well as you.’

‘Very well,’ said Morris, who perceived that John was determined to carry his point, ‘I shall be Robert Vance.’