some things that had been told before. Hence the
emphatic sentences marked in the good old (but deserted)
Italic type; and hence, too, the frequent interposition
of the reminding old colloquial parenthesis, ‘I
say,’ ‘Mind,’ and the like, when
the story-teller repeats what, to a practised reader,
might appear to have been sufficiently insisted upon
before: which made an ingenious critic observe,
that his works, in this kind, were excellent reading
for the kitchen. And, in truth, the heroes and
heroines of De Foe can never again hope to be popular
with a much higher class of readers than that of the
servant-maid or the sailor. Crusoe keeps its rank
only by tough prescription; Singleton, the pirate—Colonel
Jack, the thief,—Moll Flanders, both thief
and harlot,—Roxana, harlot and something
worse,—would be startling ingredients in
the bill-of-fare of modern literary delicacies.
But, then, what pirates, what thieves, and what harlots
is
the thief, the harlot, and
the pirate
of De Foe? We would not hesitate to say, that
in no other book of fiction, where the lives of such
characters are described, is guilt and delinquency
made less seductive, or the suffering made more closely
to follow the commission, or the penitence more earnest
or more bleeding, or the intervening flashes of religious
visitation upon the rude and uninstructed soul more
meltingly and fearfully painted. They, in this,
come near to the tenderness of Bunyan; while the livelier
pictures and incidents in them, as in Hogarth or in
Fielding, tend to diminish that fastidiousness to
the concerns and pursuits of common life which an unrestrained
passion for the ideal and the sentimental is in danger
of producing.”
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*
Lamb, in a letter to one of his correspondents, says,
after speaking of his recent contributions to the
“London Magazine,”—“In
the next number I shall figure as a theologian, and
have attacked my late brethren, the Unitarians.
What Jack-Pudding tricks I shall play next I know not;
I am almost at the end of my tether.” Talfourd,
of course, does not publish the article, or even give
its title, which is, “Unitarian Protests.”
Those who would see how well or how ill Elia figures
as a theologian should read
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*
“UNITARIAN PROTESTS: IN A LETTER TO A FRIEND
OF THAT PERSUASION NEWLY MARRIED.
“Dear M——,—Though
none of your acquaintance can with greater sincerity
congratulate you upon this happy conjuncture than myself,
one of the oldest of them, it was with pain I found
you, after the ceremony, depositing in the vestry-room
what is called a Protest. I thought you superior
to this little sophistry. What! after submitting
to the service of the Church of England,—after
consenting to receive a boon from her, in the person
of your amiable consort,—was it consistent
with sense, or common good manners, to turn round
upon her, and flatly taunt her with false worship?