“Phil,” she said, in the Telfair, sweet, thrilling tones, “why didn’t you tell me about it before?  I thought it was sister you wanted all the time, until you telephoned to me a few minutes ago!”

I suppose Mack and I always will be hopeless amateurs.  But, as the thing has turned out in my case, I’m mighty glad of it.

BEST-SELLER

I

One day last summer I went to Pittsburgh—­well, I had to go there on business.

My chair-car was profitably well filled with people of the kind one usually sees on chair-cars.  Most of them were ladies in brown-silk dresses cut with square yokes, with lace insertion, and dotted veils, who refused to have the windows raised.  Then there was the usual number of men who looked as if they might be in almost any business and going almost anywhere.  Some students of human nature can look at a man in a Pullman and tell you where he is from, his occupation and his stations in life, both flag and social; but I never could.  The only way I can correctly judge a fellow-traveller is when the train is held up by robbers, or when he reaches at the same time I do for the last towel in the dressing-room of the sleeper.

The porter came and brushed the collection of soot on the window-sill off to the left knee of my trousers.  I removed it with an air of apology.  The temperature was eighty-eight.  One of the dotted-veiled ladies demanded the closing of two more ventilators, and spoke loudly of Interlaken.  I leaned back idly in chair No. 7, and looked with the tepidest curiosity at the small, black, bald-spotted head just visible above the back of No. 9.

Suddenly No. 9 hurled a book to the floor between his chair and the window, and, looking, I saw that it was “The Rose-Lady and Trevelyan,” one of the best-selling novels of the present day.  And then the critic or Philistine, whichever he was, veered his chair toward the window, and I knew him at once for John A. Pescud, of Pittsburgh, travelling salesman for a plate-glass company—­an old acquaintance whom I had not seen in two years.

In two minutes we were faced, had shaken hands, and had finished with such topics as rain, prosperity, health, residence, and destination.  Politics might have followed next; but I was not so ill-fated.

I wish you might know John A. Pescud.  He is of the stuff that heroes are not often lucky enough to be made of.  He is a small man with a wide smile, and an eye that seems to be fixed upon that little red spot on the end of your nose.  I never saw him wear but one kind of necktie, and he believes in cuff-holders and button-shoes.  He is as hard and true as anything ever turned out by the Cambria Steel Works; and he believes that as soon as Pittsburgh makes smoke-consumers compulsory, St. Peter will come down and sit at the foot of Smithfield Street, and let somebody else attend to the gate up in the branch heaven.  He believes that “our” plate-glass is the most important commodity in the world, and that when a man is in his home town he ought to be decent and law-abiding.