“This explains the sort of clever thing that is wanted, and Mr. Weston has done very well for himself; but he must have knocked up every body else. Perfection should not have come quite so soon.”

“Oh! for myself, I protest I must be excused,” said Mrs. Elton; “I really cannot attempt—­I am not at all fond of the sort of thing.  I had an acrostic once sent to me upon my own name, which I was not at all pleased with.  I knew who it came from.  An abominable puppy!—­ You know who I mean (nodding to her husband).  These kind of things are very well at Christmas, when one is sitting round the fire; but quite out of place, in my opinion, when one is exploring about the country in summer.  Miss Woodhouse must excuse me.  I am not one of those who have witty things at every body’s service.  I do not pretend to be a wit.  I have a great deal of vivacity in my own way, but I really must be allowed to judge when to speak and when to hold my tongue.  Pass us, if you please, Mr. Churchill.  Pass Mr. E., Knightley, Jane, and myself.  We have nothing clever to say—­ not one of us.

“Yes, yes, pray pass me,” added her husband, with a sort of sneering consciousness; “I have nothing to say that can entertain Miss Woodhouse, or any other young lady.  An old married man—­ quite good for nothing.  Shall we walk, Augusta?”

“With all my heart.  I am really tired of exploring so long on one spot.  Come, Jane, take my other arm.”

Jane declined it, however, and the husband and wife walked off.  “Happy couple!” said Frank Churchill, as soon as they were out of hearing:—­“How well they suit one another!—­Very lucky—­marrying as they did, upon an acquaintance formed only in a public place!—­They only knew each other, I think, a few weeks in Bath!  Peculiarly lucky!—­ for as to any real knowledge of a person’s disposition that Bath, or any public place, can give—­it is all nothing; there can be no knowledge.  It is only by seeing women in their own homes, among their own set, just as they always are, that you can form any just judgment.  Short of that, it is all guess and luck—­ and will generally be ill-luck.  How many a man has committed himself on a short acquaintance, and rued it all the rest of his life!”

Miss Fairfax, who had seldom spoken before, except among her own confederates, spoke now.

“Such things do occur, undoubtedly.”—­She was stopped by a cough.  Frank Churchill turned towards her to listen.

“You were speaking,” said he, gravely.  She recovered her voice.

“I was only going to observe, that though such unfortunate circumstances do sometimes occur both to men and women, I cannot imagine them to be very frequent.  A hasty and imprudent attachment may arise—­ but there is generally time to recover from it afterwards.  I would be understood to mean, that it can be only weak, irresolute characters, (whose happiness must be always at the mercy of chance,) who will suffer an unfortunate acquaintance to be an inconvenience, an oppression for ever.”