Waste eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 141 pages of information about Waste.

Waste eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 141 pages of information about Waste.

TREBELL. [Thinking busily again.] The difficulty is I shall have to stay through one budget with them.  He’ll have a surplus ... well, it looks like it ... and my only way of agreeing with him will be to collar it.

WEDGECROFT.  But ... good heavens! ... you’ll have a hundred million or so to give away when you’ve disendowed.

TREBELL.  Not to give away.  I’ll sell every penny.

WEDGECROFT. [With an incredulous grin.] You’re not going back to extending old-age pensions after turning the unfortunate Liberals out on it, are you?

TREBELL.  No, no ... none of your half crown measures.  They can wait to round off their solution of that till they’ve the courage to make one big bite of it.

WEDGECROFT.  We shan’t see the day.

TREBELL. [Lifting the subject off its feet.] Not if I come out of the cabinet and preach revolution?

WEDGECROFT.  Or will they make a Tory of you?

TREBELL. [Acknowledging that stroke with a return grin.] It’ll be said they have when the bill is out.

WEDGECROFT.  It’s said so already.

TREBELL.  Who knows a radical bill when he sees it!

WEDGECROFT.  I’m not pleased you have to be running a tilt against the party system. [He becomes a little dubious.] My friend ... it’s a nasty windmill.  Oh, you’ve not seen that article in the Nation on Politics and Society ... it’s written at Mrs. Farrant and Lady Lurgashall and that set.  They hint that the Tories would never have had you if it hadn’t been for this bad habit of opposite party men meeting each other.

TREBELL. [Unimpressed.] Excellent habit!  What we really want in this country is a coalition of all the shibboleths with the rest of us in opposition ... for five years only.

WEDGECROFT. [Smiling generously.] Well, it’s a sensation to see you become arbiter.  The Tories are owning they can’t do without you.  Percival likes you personally ...  Townsend don’t matter ...  Cantelupe you buy with a price, I suppose ...  Farrant you can put in your pocket.  I tell you I think the man you may run up against is Blackborough.

TREBELL.  No, all he wants is to be let look big ... and to have an idea given him when he’s going to make a speech, which isn’t often.

WEDGECROFT.  Otherwise ...  I suppose ... now I may go down to history as having been in your confidence.  I’m very glad you’ve arrived.

TREBELL. [With great seriousness.] I’ve sharpened myself as a weapon to this purpose.

WEDGECROFT. [Kindly.] And you’re sure of yourself, aren’t you?

TREBELL. [Turning his wrist.] Try.

WEDGECROFT. [Slipping his doctor’s fingers over the the pulse.] Seventy, I should say.

TREBELL.  I promise you it hasn’t varied a beat these three big months.

WEDGECROFT.  Well, I wish it had.  Perfect balance is most easily lost.  How do you know you’ve the power of recovery? ... and it’s that gets one up in the morning day by day.

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