through the practical ceremony of getting married
at the finish, or decline into the most delicately-finished
melancholy that resignation, or more properly, renunciation
can produce. Yet the atmosphere in which they
dwell is sickly to the sound soul. It is as if
one were placed in an orchid house full of dainty
and rare plants, and kept there until the quiet air
and the light scents overpowered every faculty.
In all the doings of these superfine Americans and
Frenchmen and Britons and Italians there is something
almost inhuman; the record of a strong speech, a blow,
a kiss would be a relief, and one young and unorthodox
person has been known to express an opinion to the
effect that a naughty word would be quite luxurious.
The lovers whom we love kiss when they meet or part,
they talk plainly—unless the girls play
the natural and delightful trick of being coy—and
they behave in a manner which human beings understand.
Supposing that the duke uses a language which ordinary
dukes do not affect save in moments of extreme emotion,
it is not tiresome, and, at the worst, it satisfies
a convention which has not done very much harm.
Now on what logical ground can we expect people who
were nourished on a literature which is at all events
hearty even when it chances to be stupid—on
what grounds can the organisers of improvement expect
an English man or woman to take a sudden fancy to
the diaphanous ghosts of the new American fiction?
I dislike out-of-the-way words, and so perhaps, instead
of “diaphanous ghosts,” I had better say
“transparent wraiths,” or “marionettes
of superfine manufacture,” or anything the reader
likes that implies frailty and want of human resemblance.
It all comes to the same thing; the individuals who
recommend a change of literature as they might recommend
a change of air do not know the constitutions of the
patients for whom they prescribe. It has occurred
to me that a delightful comedy scene might be witnessed
if one of the badgered folk who are to be “raised”
were to say on a sudden, “In the name of goodness,
how do you know that my literature is not better than
yours? Why should I not raise you? When
you tell me that these nicely-dressed ladies and gentlemen,
who only half say anything they want to say and who
never half do anything, are polished and delightful,
and so on, I grant that they are so to you, and I
do not try to upset your judgment. But your judgment
and my taste are two very different things; and, when
I use my taste, I find your heroes and heroines very
consummate bores; so I shall keep to my own old favourites.”
Who could blame the person who uttered those very
awkward protests? The question to me is—Who
need most to be dealt with—those who are
asked to learn some new thing, or those who have learned
the new thing and show signs that they would be better
if they could forget it? I should not have much
hesitation in giving an answer.