of wealthy idlers who draw their money from trade began
to make the stream of lavish expenditure turn into
a series of rushing rapids. The flow of wasted
wealth is no longer like the equable gliding of the
full Thames; it is like the long deadly flurry of the
waters that bears toward Niagara. These newly-enriched
people cause the rise of the usual crop of parasites,
and it is the study of the parasites which forces
on the mind hundreds of reflections concerning the
values of different kinds of labour. A little
while ago, for example, an exquisitely comic paragraph
was printed with all innocence in many journals.
It appeared that two of the revived species of parasites
known as professional pugilists were unable to dress
properly before they began knocking each other about,
“because their valets were not on the spot.”
I hope that the foul old days of the villainous “ring”
may never be recalled by anything seen in our day,
for there never were any “palmy days,”
though there were some ruffians who could not be bought.
Yet the worst things that happened in the bygone times
were not so much fitted to make a man think solemnly
as that one delicious phrase—“their
valets were not on the spot.” In the noble
days, when England was so very merry, it often happened
that a man who has been battered out of all resemblance
to humanity was left to dress himself as best he could
on a bleak marsh, and his chivalrous friends made
the best of their way home, while the defeated gladiator
was reckoned at a dog’s value. Now-a-days
those sorely-entreated creatures would have their
valets. In one department of industry assuredly
the value of labour has altered. The very best
of the brutal old school once fought desperately for
four hours, though it was thought that he must be
killed, and his reason was that, if he lost, he would
have to beg his bread. Now-a-days he would have
a valet, a secretary, a manager, and a crowd of plutocratic
admirers who would load him with money and luxuries.
I was tickled to the verge of laughter by finding
that one of these gentry was paid thirty pounds per
night for exhibiting his skill, and my amusement was
increased when it turned out that one of those who
paid him thirty pounds strongly objected on learning
that the hero appeared at two other places, from each
of which he received the same sum. Thus for thirty-six
minutes of exertion per day the man was drawing five
hundred and forty pounds per week. All these things
appeared in the public prints; but no public writer
took any serious notice of a symptom which is as significant
as any ever observed in the history of mankind.
It is almost awe-striking to contemplate these parasites,
and think what their rank luxurious existence portends.
Here we see a man of vast wealth, whereof every pound
was squeezed from the blood and toil of working-men;
he passes his time now in the company of these fellows
who have earned a reputation by pounding each other.
The wealthy bully and his hangers-on are dangerous