his end is not far off. Let us mention the kind
of feats which must be performed. A powerful
minister makes a speech after eleven o’clock
at night; the leader-writer receives proof-sheets;
he must grasp the whole scope of the speech in a flash,
and then proceed with the mere mechanical work of
writing. Twelve hundred words will take about
an hour and twenty minutes to set down, and then the
MS. must be rushed piece by piece to the composing-room.
Again, supposing that news of some great disaster
arrives late. An article must be swiftly done,
and the writer must have a theory ready that will
hold water. Work like this needs a quick wit,
a copious vocabulary, and an absolutely steady hand.
Moreover, the leader-writer must unhappily be invariably
ready to write “nothings” so that they
may look like “somethings.” News is
scarce, foreign nations show a culpable lack of desire
to kill each other, no moving accident has occurred—and
the paper must be filled. Then the leader-writer
must take some trivial subject and weave round it
a web of graceful and amusing phrases. One brilliant
scholar once wrote a most charming and learned article
about pigs; and I have seen a column of grave nonsense
spun out on the subject of an unhappy cat which fixed
its head in a salmon-tin!
This hurried writing on trifling matters brings on a certain looseness of style and thought; but the public will have it, and the demand creates the supply of a flimsy, pleasant, literary article. The best leaders are now written by fine scholars. In travelling over the country I have been amused by simple people who imagined that the articles in a journal were produced by one secret and utterly mysterious being. These good folk are mightily surprised on finding that the admired leaders are done by a troop of men who are not exactly commonplace, but who are not much wiser or better than their fellows.