can wait. An astute company meet at William’s
house and take supper in luxurious Roman style; then
James casually suggests that the east end of the town
is a disgrace to the council. Until the block
of houses in Blank Street is pulled down and a broad
road is run straight to join the main street, the
place will be the laughingstock of strangers.
James is eloquent. How curious it is that the
new road which is to redeem the town from shame must
run right over Billy’s building plots, and how
very remarkable it is to think that the corporation
pays a swinging price for the precious land! Billy
looks more prosperous than ever; he sets up another
horse, reduces rivals to silence by driving forth
in a new victoria, and becomes more and more the familiar
bosom friend of the bank manager. I might go on
to give a score of examples showing how innocent rate-payers
are fleeced by barefaced robbers, but the catalogue
would be only wearisome. Let any man of probity
venture to force his way into one of these dens of
thieves and see how he will fare! It is a comic
thing that the gangs of jobbers consider that they
have a prescriptive right to plunder at large, and
their air of aggrieved virtue when they are challenged
by a person whom they call an “interloper”
is among the most droll and humiliating farces that
may be seen in life. The whole crew will make
a ferocious dead set at the intruder who threatens
to pull their quarry away from them; he will be coughed
down or interrupted by insulting noises, and he may
esteem himself highly fortunate if he is not asked
to step outside and engage in single combat. Everything
that mean malignity can do to balk him will be done,
and, unless he is a very strong man physically and
morally, the opposition will tire him out. There
is usually one dominant family in such towns—for
the possibility of making a heavy fortune by a brewery
or tannery or factory in these quiet places is far
greater than any outsider might fancy. The members
of the ruling family and their henchmen arise in their
might to crush the insolent upstart who wants to see
accounts and vouchers: the chairman will rise
and say, “Let me tell Mr. X. that me and my
family were old established inhabitants in this ancient
borough long before he came, and we’ll be here
long after he has gone bankrupt. We don’t
require no strangers: the people in this borough
has always managed their own affairs, and by the help
of Providence they’ll go on in the good old
way in spite of any swell that comes a-sniffin’
and a-smellin’ and a-pryin’ and a-askin’
for accounts about this and that and the other; and
I tell the gentleman plain, the sooner this council
sees his back the better they’ll be pleased;
so, if he’s not too thick in the skin, let him
take a friendly hint and take himself off.”
A withering onslaught like this is received with tumultuous
applause, and other speakers follow suit. It is
seldom that a man has nerve enough to stand such brutality
from his hoggish assailants, and the ring of jobbers