abominable moneylender and sportsman, was swaggering
round town in Byron’s later days; Crockford,
that incarnate fiend, had his nets open; and ruined
men—men ruined body and soul—left
the gambling palace where the satanic spider sat spinning
his webs. Byron must have known Crockford, and
he had there a chance of studying a being who was
indeed a villain, but who fancied himself to be a highly
respectable person. From the time when “Crocky”
started money-lending in the back parlour of his little
fish-shop up to his last ghastly appearance on earth,
he was a cheat and a consummate rascal; and even after
death his hideous corpse was made to serve a deception.
He was engaged in a Turf swindle, and it was necessary
that he should be regarded as alive on the evening
of the Derby day; but he died in the morning, and,
to deceive the betting-men, the lifeless carcass of
the old robber was put upright in a club window, and
a daring sharper caused the dead hand to wave as if
in greeting to the shouting crowd—a fit
end to a bad life. Crockford’s delusion
was that his character was marked by honesty and general
benevolence; and those who wished to please him pretended
to accept his own comfortable theory. He regarded
himself as a really good fellow, and in his own person
he was a living confutation of Byron’s dashing
paradox. Then there was Renton Nicholson, a specimen
of social vermin if ever there was one. This
fellow earned a sordid livelihood by presiding over
a club where men met nightly in orgies that stagger
the power of belief. His huge figure and his
raffish face were seen wherever rogues most did congregate;
he showed young men “life”—and
sometimes his work as cicerone led them to death;
his style of conversation would nowadays lead to a
speedy prosecution; he was always seen by the ringside
when unhappy brutes met to pound each other, and his
stock of evil stories entertained the interesting
noblemen and gentlemen who patronised the manly British
sport. I could not describe this man’s baseness
in adequate terms, nor could I so much as give an
idea of his ordinary round of roguery without arousing
some incredulity. This unspeakable creature was
fond of describing himself as “Jolly old Renton,”
or “Good old John Bull Nicholson”; he
really fancied himself to be a good, genial fellow,
and he appeared to fancy that the crowds who usually
collected to hear his abominations were attracted by
his bonhomie and his estimable intellectual
qualities. Byron must have known this striking
example of the scoundrel species, but he appears to
have forgotten him when he propounded his theory of
villainy. Then there was Pea-green Haynes, who
was also a fine sample of folly and rascality mingled.
Haynes regarded himself as the most injured man on
earth; he never performed an unselfish action, it is
true, and he flung away a fine patrimony on his own
pleasures, yet he whined and held himself up as an
example of suffering virtue. Then there was the