FRAYNE.
There’s another of ’em. Plain. [Watching MISS MOON as she goes out.] I don’t know—rather alluring. [Finding QUEX by his side.] Beg your pardon.
QUEX.
Didn’t hear you.
FRAYNE.
Glad of it. At the same time, old friend, you will forgive me for remarking that a man’s virtuous resolutions must be—ha, ha!—somewhat feeble, hey?—when he flinches at the mere admiration of beauty on the part of a pal, connoisseur through that pal undoubtedly is.
QUEX.
Oh, my dear Chick, my resolutions are firm enough.
FRAYNE.
[Dubiously.] H’m!
QUEX.
And my prudery is consistent with the most laudable intentions, I assure you. But the fact is, dear chap, I go in fear and trembling—
FRAYNE.
Ah!
QUEX.
No, no, not for my strength of mind—fear lest any trivial act of mine, however guileless; the most innocent glance in the direction of a decent-looking woman; should be misinterpreted by the good ladies in whose hands I have placed myself—especially aunt Julia. You remember Lady Owbridge?
FRAYNE.
Why did you intrust yourself—?
QUEX.
My one chance! [Taking FRAYNE to the table, against which they both lean shoulder to shoulder—his voice falling into a strain of tenderness.] Chick, when I fell in love with Miss Eden—
FRAYNE.
[In sentimental retrospection.] Fell in love! what memories are awakened by the dear old phrase!
QUEX.
[Dryly.] Yes. Will you talk about your love affairs, Chick, or shall I—?
FRAYNE.
Certainly—you. Go on, Harry.
QUEX.
When I proposed marriage to Miss Eden—it
was at the hunt-ball at
Stanridge—
FRAYNE.
[His eyes sparkling.] Did you select a retired corner—with flowers—by any chance?
QUEX.
There were flowers.
FRAYNE.
I know—I know! Nearly twenty years ago, and the faint scent of the Gardenia Florida remains in my nostrils!
QUEX.
Quite so. Would you like to—?
FRAYNE.
[Sitting.] No, no—you. Excuse me. You go on.
QUEX.
[Sitting on the edge of the table, looking down upon FRAYNE.] When I proposed to Miss Eden I was certain—even while I was stammering it out—I was certain that my infernal evil character—
FRAYNE.
Ah, yes. I’ve always been a dooced deal more artful than you, Harry, over my little amours. [Chuckling.] Ha, ha! devilish cunning!
QUEX.
And I was right. Her first words were, “Think of your life; how can you ask this of me?”—her first words and her last, that evening. I was desperate, Chick, for I—Well, I’m hit, you know.