Bunker Bean eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 278 pages of information about Bunker Bean.

Bunker Bean eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 278 pages of information about Bunker Bean.

The two coins were held side by side.  Bean was envious.  The small coin was of silver, the larger of copper, but he was no petty metallurgist.  He wanted to trade and said so.  The newcomer assented with a large air of benevolence, snatched the despised smaller coin and ran hastily off—­doubtless into a life of prosperous endeavour.  And little Bean, presently found by his mother crooning over a large copper cent, was appalled by what followed.  He had brought back “a bigger money,” yet he had done something infamous.  It was the first gleam of an incapacity for finance that was one day to become brilliant.  He came to think money was a pretty queer thing.  People cheated it from you or took it away for your own good.  Anyhow, it was not a matter to bother about.  You never had it long enough.

Then there was language.  Language was words, and politeness.  Certain phrases had to be mouthed to strangers, designed to imply a respect he was generally far from feeling.  This was bad enough, but what was worse was that you couldn’t use just any word you might hear, however beautiful it sounded.  For example, there was the compelling utterance he got from the two merry gentlemen who passed him at the gate one day.  So jolly were they with their songs and laughter that he followed them a little way to where they sat under a tree and drank turn by turn from a bottle.  His ear caught the thing and his lips shaped it so cunningly that they laughed more than ever.  He returned to his gate, intoning it; the fresh voice rose higher as the phrasing became more familiar.  Then he was on the porch, chanting as a bard from the mere sensuous beauty of the words.  Through the open door he saw three faces.  The minister and his wife were calling on his mother.

The immediate happenings need not be set down.  After events again became coherent he was choking back sobs and listening to the minister pray for those of unclean lips.  And the minister prayed especially for one among them that he might cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord.  He knew this to mean himself, for his mother glared over at him where he knelt; he was grateful for the kneeling posture at that moment; he would not have cared to sit.  But all he had learned was that if you are going to use words freely it had much better be when you are alone; this, and that the minister had enormous feet, kneeling there with the toes of his boots dug into the carpet.

No sooner was this language spectre laid than another confronted him; that of class distinction.  Certain people were “low” and must be shunned by the high, unless the high perversely wished to be thought equally low.  His mother was again the arbiter.  Her rule as applied to children of his own age wrought but little hardship.  She considered other children generally to be low, and her son feared them for their deeds of coarsely humorous violence.  But he was never quite able to believe that his father was an undesirable associate.

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