If more had been needed to show the Beanish lowness, it would have come after the first supper, for Gramper and Grammer sat out on a little vine-covered porch and smoked cob-pipes which they refilled at intervals from a sack of tobacco passed companionably back and forth.  His own father was supposed to smoke but once a week, on Sunday, and then a cigar such as even a male Bunker might reputably burn.  But a pipe, and between the lips of Grammer!  She managed it with deftness and exhaled clouds of smoke into the still air of evening with a relish most painful to her amazed descendant.  Yet she inspired him with an unholy ambition.

Asked the next day about the habit of smoking, Gramper said it was a bad habit; that it stunted people and shortened their days.  Both he and Grammer were victims and warnings.  Grammer had lumbago sometimes so you wouldn’t hardly believe any one could suffer that way and live.  As for Gramper himself, he had a cough brought on by tobacco that would carry him off dead one of these days; yes, sir, just like that!  And then, to point his warning, Gramper coughed falsely.  Even to the unpractised ear of his grandson the cough did not ring true.  It lacked poignance.

Late that afternoon, when both the old ones slept, he abstracted a pipe, stuffed it with the rich black flakes and fled with matches to a nook of charming secrecy in the midst of the lilac clump.  Thence arose presently clouds of smoke from the strongest tobacco money could buy.

At last he had dared something that didn’t hurt him.  He puffed valiantly, blowing out the smoke even as Grammer had done.  Up to a certain moment his exaltation was intense, his scared soul expanding to greater deeds.

Then he coughed rather alarmingly.  But that was to be expected.  He drew in another breath of the stuff and coughed again.  It was an honest cough; no doubt about that.  Perhaps Gramper’s cough had been honest.  Perhaps the pipe he had selected was Gramper’s own pipe, the one that made coughs.  He became conscious of something more than throaty discomfort.  Tiny beads of sweat bejewelled his brow, the lilac bush began to revolve swiftly about him.  He must have taken Grammer’s pipe after all—­the one that led to lumbago.  From revolving with a mere horizontal motion the lilacs now began also to whirl vertically.  He had eaten a great deal at dinner....

A pallid remnant of himself declined supper that night.  Never could he sit at table again to eat of food.  Gramper and Grammer were at first alarmed and there was talk of sending for a veterinary, the nearest to a professional man of medicine within miles and miles.  But this talk died out after Gramper had made a cursory examination of the big yard, with especial attention to the lilac clump, where a pipe and other evidence was noticed.  After that they not only became strangely reassured, but during their evening smoke on the little porch they often chuckled as if relishing in secret some rare jest.  It did not occur to Bean that they laughed at him.  He did not suspect that any one could laugh at a little boy who had nearly died of lumbago.  And he sat far away that night.  The sight of the fuming pipes made him dizzy.  His lesson had told.  He was never to become an accomplished smoker.