‘Do you think I’m too old to marry, or what is it?’

’It’s just like this, Louis, my friend:  I have every intention of marrying Miss Payne myself.’

‘You!...  Ah!...  Indeed!’

‘I have so decided.  And when I decide, the thing is as good as done.’

’And that’s why you were watching last night!  Good!  Oh, good!  Only I may as well inform you, Owen, that if Camilla Payne marries anyone but me, there will be murder.  And no ordinary murder, either!’

Hugo took a turn in the gallery.  He felt genuinely sorry for the gray and desperate man, driven by the intensity of emotion to utterances which were merely absurd.

‘Louis,’ he remarked, with a melancholy kindliness of tone, ’fate has a grudge against us two.  It ruined our youth, and now it’s embroiling us once more.  Can’t we both be philosophical?  Can’t we contrive to look at the thing in a—­’

‘Enough!’ Ravengar almost yelled.  ’You always talked that kind of d——­d nonsense, you did!  Unless you can arrange to say you’ll give her up, you may as well hold your tongue.’

‘Very well,’ said Hugo, ‘I’ll hold my tongue.’

‘That’s all, then?’

‘Quite all.’

’I suppose I can go?  You’ll let me pass?  You’ll not exercise your right to treat me as a burglar?’

’There are the stairs.  Pass Shawn boldly.  He is terrible, but he will not eat you.’

‘Thanks.’

‘And that is the unrivalled company promoter!  And this is life!’ Hugo meditated when he was alone on the dome.

He leaned over the railing of the gallery, and watched his legions gathering for the day’s battle.

CHAPTER VIII

ORANGE-BLOSSOM

Some two hours later Hugo was in one of the common rooms devoted to the leisure and diversion of the legions in the upper basement:  a large and bright apartment, ornamented with bookcases, wicker chairs, and reproductions of all that was most uplifting in graphic art.  It was the domain of the ladies engaged in Departments 30 to 45, and was managed by an elected committee of their number.  Affixed to the walls, in and out among the specimens of graphic art, were quite a lot of little red diamond squares, containing in white the words, ‘Do it now,’ in excessively readable letters.  A staff notice about the early closing of the previous day had been pinned up near the door, and printed information relating to a trip to the Isle of Man, balloting for the use of motor-cars on Sundays, and a gratis book entitled ’Human Nature in Shoppers,’ were also prominent.  Above the fireplace was a fine mirror, and Hugo was personally engaged in pasting on the mirror a fine and effective poster, which ran as follows: 

’Interesting.  Last year the sales of the Children’s Boot and Shoe Department surpassed the sales of the Ladies’ Ditto by L558.  In the first half of this year, on the contrary, the sales of the Ladies’ Boot and Shoe Department have surpassed the sales of the Children’s Ditto by L25.  Great credit is due to the staff of the L.B. and S.D.  But will the staff of the C.B. and S.D. allow themselves to be thus wiped out?  That is the question, and Mr. Hugo will watch for the answer.  Managers’ Council, July 10th.’