and who only moves as I drag him along) has a sufficient
activity in his own native benevolence to dispose
and enable him to take the lead for himself.
He is ready to blaspheme his God, to insult his king,
and to libel the Constitution of his country, without
any provocation from me or any encouragement from
his Grace. I assure him that I shall not be guilty
of the injustice of charging Mr. Paine’s next
work against religion and human society upon his Grace’s
excellent speech in the House of Lords. I farther
assure this noble Duke that I neither encouraged nor
provoked that worthy citizen to seek for plenty, liberty,
safety, justice, or lenity, in the famine, in the prisons,
in the decrees of Convention, in the revolutionary
tribunal, and in the guillotine of Paris, rather than
quietly to take up with what he could find in the
glutted markets, the unbarricadoed streets, the drowsy
Old Bailey judges, or, at worst, the airy, wholesome
pillory of Old England. The choice of country
was his own taste. The writings were the effects
of his own zeal. In spite of his friend Dr. Priestley,
he was a free agent. I admit, indeed, that my
praises of the British government, loaded with all
its incumbrances, clogged with its peers and its beef,
its parsons and its pudding, its commons and its beer,
and its dull slavish liberty of going about just as
one pleases, had something to provoke a jockey of
Norfolk,[14] who was inspired with the resolute ambition
of becoming a citizen of France, to do something which
might render him worthy of naturalization in that
grand asylum of persecuted merit, something which
should entitle him to a place in the senate of the
adoptive country of all the gallant, generous, and
humane. This, I say, was possible. But the
truth is, (with great deference to his Grace I say
it,) Citizen Paine acted without any provocation at
all; he acted solely from the native impulses of his
own excellent heart.
His Grace, like an able orator, as he is, begins with
giving me a great deal of praise for talents which
I do not possess. He does this to entitle himself,
on the credit of this gratuitous kindness, to exaggerate
my abuse of the parts which his bounty, and not that
of Nature, has bestowed upon me. In this, too,
he has condescended to copy Mr. Erskine. These
priests (I hope they will excuse me, I mean priests
of the Rights of Man) begin by crowning me with their
flowers and their fillets, and bedewing me with their
odors, as a preface to their knocking me on the head
with their consecrated axes. I have injured, say
they, the Constitution; and I have abandoned the Whig
party and the Whig principles that I professed.
I do not mean, my dear Sir, to defend myself against
his Grace. I have not much interest in what the
world shall think or say of me; as little has the
world an interest in what I shall think or say of
any one in it; and I wish that his Grace had suffered
an unhappy man to enjoy, in his retreat, the melancholy