And a Man, too!

That’s a great experience.  I never talked to a man before (except occasional Trustees, and they don’t count).  Pardon, Daddy, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings when I abuse Trustees.  I don’t consider that you really belong among them.  You just tumbled on to the Board by chance.  The Trustee, as such, is fat and pompous and benevolent.  He pats one on the head and wears a gold watch chain.

That looks like a June bug, but is meant to be a portrait of any Trustee except you.

However—­to resume: 

I have been walking and talking and having tea with a man.  And with a very superior man—­with Mr. Jervis Pendleton of the House of Julia; her uncle, in short (in long, perhaps I ought to say; he’s as tall as you.) Being in town on business, he decided to run out to the college and call on his niece.  He’s her father’s youngest brother, but she doesn’t know him very intimately.  It seems he glanced at her when she was a baby, decided he didn’t like her, and has never noticed her since.

Anyway, there he was, sitting in the reception room very proper with his hat and stick and gloves beside him; and Julia and Sallie with seventh-hour recitations that they couldn’t cut.  So Julia dashed into my room and begged me to walk him about the campus and then deliver him to her when the seventh hour was over.  I said I would, obligingly but unenthusiastically, because I don’t care much for Pendletons.

But he turned out to be a sweet lamb.  He’s a real human being—­ not a Pendleton at all.  We had a beautiful time; I’ve longed for an uncle ever since.  Do you mind pretending you’re my uncle?  I believe they’re superior to grandmothers.

Mr. Pendleton reminded me a little of you, Daddy, as you were twenty years ago.  You see I know you intimately, even if we haven’t ever met!

He’s tall and thinnish with a dark face all over lines, and the funniest underneath smile that never quite comes through but just wrinkles up the corners of his mouth.  And he has a way of making you feel right off as though you’d known him a long time.  He’s very companionable.

We walked all over the campus from the quadrangle to the athletic grounds; then he said he felt weak and must have some tea.  He proposed that we go to College Inn—­it’s just off the campus by the pine walk.  I said we ought to go back for Julia and Sallie, but he said he didn’t like to have his nieces drink too much tea; it made them nervous.  So we just ran away and had tea and muffins and marmalade and ice-cream and cake at a nice little table out on the balcony.  The inn was quite conveniently empty, this being the end of the month and allowances low.

We had the jolliest time!  But he had to run for his train the minute he got back and he barely saw Julia at all.  She was furious with me for taking him off; it seems he’s an unusually rich and desirable uncle.  It relieved my mind to find he was rich, for the tea and things cost sixty cents apiece.