“Oh! the shame to call himself a philosopher,” groaned the neglected Pisander to himself. “If I believed in the old gods, I would invoke the Furies upon him.”
But Valeria was now in the best of spirits. “By the two Goddesses,"[41] she swore, “what charming sentiments you Greeks can express. Now I think I look presentable, and can go around and see Papiria, and learn about that dreadful Silanus affair. Tell Agias to bring in the cinnamon ointment. I will try that for a change. It is in the murrhine[42] vase in the other room.”
[41] Demeter and Persephone, a Greek woman’s oath.
[42] A costly substance, probably porcelain agate.
Iasus the serving-boy stepped into the next apartment, and gave the order to one of his fellow slaves. A minute later there was a crash. Arsinoe, who was without, screamed, and Semiramis, who thrust her head out the door, drew it back with a look of dismay.
“What has happened?” cried Valeria, startled and angry.
Into the room came Arsinoe, Iasus, and a second slave-boy, a well-favoured, intelligent looking young Greek of about seventeen. His ruddy cheeks had turned very pale, as had those of Iasus.
“What has happened?” thundered Valeria, in a tone that showed that a sorry scene was impending.
The slaves fell on their knees; cowered, in fact, on the rugs at the lady’s feet.
“A! A! A! Lady! Mercy!” they all began in a breath. “The murrhina vase! It is broken!”
“Who broke it?” cried their mistress, casting lightning glances from one to another.
Now the truth had been, that while Agias was coming through a door covered with a curtain, carrying the vase, Iasus had carelessly blundered against him and caused the catastrophe. But there had been no other witnesses to the accident; and when Iasus saw that his mistress’s anger would promptly descend on somebody, he had not the moral courage to take the consequences of his carelessness. What amounted to a frightful crime was committed in an instant.
“Agias stumbled and dropped the vase,” said Iasus, telling the truth, but not the whole truth.
“Send for Alfidius the lorarius,"[43] raged Valeria, who, with the promptness that characterizes a certain class of women, jumped at a conclusion and remained henceforth obstinate. “This shall not happen again! Oh! my vase! my vase! I shall never get another one like it! It was one of the spoils of Mithridates, and”—here her eye fell on Agias, cringing and protesting his innocence in a fearful agony.
[43] Whipper; many Roman houses had such
a functionary, and he does
not seem to have lacked employment.
“Stand up, boy! Stop whining! Of course you broke the vase. Who else had it? I will make you a lesson to all the slaves in my house. They need one badly. I will get another serving-boy who will be more careful.”