Gay shops, stately palaces, bustle and breeze, The whirring of wheels and the murmur of trees; By night or by day, whether noisy or stilly, Whatever my mood is—I love Piccadilly.
Thus carolled FRED LOCKER, just sixty
years back,
In a year (’57) when the outlook
was black,
And even to-day the war-weariest Willie
Recovers his spirits in dear Piccadilly.
We haven’t the belles with their
Gainsborough hats,
Or the Regency bucks with their wondrous
cravats,
But now that the weather no longer is
chilly;
There’s much to enchant us in New
Piccadilly.
As I sit in my club and partake of my
“ration”
No longer I’m vexed by the follies
of fashion;
The dandified Johnnies so precious and
silly—
You seek them in vain in the New Piccadilly.
The men are alert and upstanding and fit,
They’ve most of them done or they’re
doing their bit;
With the eye of a hawk and the stride
of a gillie
They add a new lustre to Old Piccadilly.
And the crippled but gay-hearted heroes
in blue
Are a far finer product than wicked “old
Q,”
Who ought to have lived in a prison on
skilly
Instead of a palace in mid Piccadilly.
The women are splendid, so quiet and strong,
As with resolute purpose they hurry along—
Excepting the flappers, who chatter as
shrilly
As parrots let loose to distract Piccadilly.
Thus I muse as I watch with a reverent
eye
The New Generation sweep steadily by,
And judge him an ass or a born Silly Billy
Who’d barter the New for the Old
Piccadilly.
* * * * *
A CLEARANCE.
“WANTED.—Lady
shortly leaving the Colony is desirous of
recommending her baby and
wash Amahs, also Houseboy.”—South
China Morning Post.
* * * * *
“Though the King’s
birthday was officially celebrated
yesterday, there were no official
celebrations.”—Daily
Express.
It seems to have been a case of unconscious celebration.
* * * * *
“We shall want a name
for the American ‘Tommies’ when they
come; but do not call them
‘Yankees.’ They none of them like
it.”—Daily
News.
As a term of distinction and endearment Mr. Punch suggests “Sammies”—after their uncle.
* * * * *
“Petrograd.
The local Committee of the Soldiers’ and Workmen’s Delegates announces that it will take into its hands effective power at Cronstadt. and that it will not recognise the Provisional Government, and will remove all Government representatives.
This fateful decision was
adopted by 21 votes to 40, with
eight abstentions.”—Provincial
Paper.