Summer has come, and on every slope graze herds of winter-worn gun-horses and transport mules.  The new grass has gone to the heads of the latter and they make continuous exhibitions of themselves, gambolling about like ungainly lambkins and roaring with unholy laughter.  Summer has come, and my groom and countryman has started to whistle again, sure sign that Winter is over, for it is only during the Summer that he reconciles himself to the War.  War, he admits, serves very well as a light gentlemanly diversion for the idle months, but with the first yellow leaf he grows restless and hints indirectly that both ourselves and the horses would be much better employed in the really serious business of showing the little foxes some sport back in our own green isle.  “That Paddy,” says he, slapping the bay with a hay wisp, “he wishes he was back in the county Kildare, he does so, the dear knows.  Pegeen, too, if she would be hearin’ the houn’s shoutin’ out on her from the kennels beyond in Jigginstown she’d dhrop down dead wid the pleasure wid’in her, an’ that’s the thrue word,” says he, presenting the chestnut lady with a grimy army biscuit.  “Och musha, the poor foolish cratures,” he says and sighs.

However, Summer has arrived, and by the sound of his cheery whistle at early stables shrilling “Flannigan’s Wedding,” I understand that the horses are settling down once more and we can proceed with the battle.

If my groom and countryman is not an advocate of war as a winter sport our Mr. MacTavish, on the other hand, is of the directly opposite opinion.  “War,” he murmured dreamily to me yesterday as we lay on our backs beneath a spreading parasol of apple-blossom and watched our troop-horses making pigs of themselves in the young clover—­“war! don’t mention the word to me.  Maidenhead, Canader, cushions, cigarettes, only girl in the world doing all the heavy paddle-work—­that’s the game in the good ole summertime.  Call round again about October and I’ll attend to your old war.”  It is fortunate that these gentlemen do not adorn any higher positions than those of private soldier and second-lieutenant, else, between them, they would stop the War altogether and we should all be out of jobs.

PATLANDER.

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    The Leading Jewellery House. 
    Grand Assortment of Cut Glass.”
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[Illustration:  THE ROAD TO RUIN.]

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[Illustration:  SIDELIGHTS ON THE GREAT FOOD PROBLEM.

THE SOCIETY FOR THE DISCOVERY OF NEW WAR FOODS TEST THEIR LATEST
DISH.]

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PICCADILLY.