“I supposed you expected everybody to go to the second floor,” said Jill, looking over the bannister, “or you wouldn’t have set the stairs directly across the front entrance.”

“I do, of course,” Jack responded, following three steps at a time.  “And now will you please signify your royal pleasure as to apartments?”

“Oh, yes!  The first requisite is a room with at least one south window.”

“Here it is.  A southerly window and a cloudy sky—­two windows, in fact.  And look here:  see what a glorious closet.  It goes clear up to the ceiling.”

“It isn’t a closet at all; only a little cupboard.  It wouldn’t hold one-half of your clothes nor a tenth part of mine.  And there’s no fireplace in the room—­not even a hole for a stovepipe.”

“Furnace, my dear.  We shall be warmed from the regions below.  There’s the register.”

“I see.  But where shall the bed stand?  On these two sides it would come directly in front of a window; on this side there isn’t room between the two doors; on that, there’s the ’set bowl’—­I hate ’set bowls’—­and the furnace register in the floor.”

[Illustration:  NO PLACE FOR THE BED.]

“That’s so.  I never had any bed in this room.  Try the dining-room chamber; that has a south window.  The bed can stand on the north side and the dressing table over in the other corner.”

“Yes, in the dark, with a window behind my back.  Oh!  Jack, why didn’t you get a wife before you planned your house?”

“I did try.”

“You did!  You never mentioned it to me before.  What is this little room for?”

“Why, nothing in particular.  It came so, I suppose—­part of the hall, you know; but it wouldn’t be of any use in the hall, so I made a room of it.  It will hold a cot bed if we should happen to have a house full of company.”

“It will never be needed for that with three other guest rooms; but I see what can be done.  You know I promised not to make any alterations; but destruction isn’t alteration, and as this little room is beside the front chamber, with only the little cupboards between, a part of the partition between the rooms can be destroyed.  There will be no need of a door; a portiere will be better, and I can use the small room for a dressing-room and closet.  So that is nicely arranged; and while you are marking where the partition is to be cut away I will explore the first story.”

[Illustration:  ENLARGED BY DESTRUCTION.]

Now, the stairs were built in a very common fashion, having a sharp turn at the top, which made the steps near the balustrade exceedingly steep and narrow.  Jill’s foot slipped on the top step and down she went, feet foremost, never stopping till she reached the hall floor below.  Jack, hearing the commotion, ran to the rescue, caught his foot in the carpet and came tumbling after, with twice as much noise and not half as much grace.  Happily the staircase was well padded under the carpet, and finding Jill unhurt as well as himself, Jack helped her to rise and coolly remarked: