For little folks who go abroad, wherever they may
roam,
They cannot just be treated as they used to be at
home;
So take a few promiscuous hints, to warn you in advance,
Of how a little English girl will perhaps be served
in France!
A PARTHIAN GLANCE.
“Sweet Memory, wafted by thy
gentle gale,
Oft up the stream of time I turn
my sail.”—ROGERS.
Come, my Crony, let’s think upon far-away days,
And lift up a little Oblivion’s
veil;
Let’s consider the past with a lingering gaze,
Like a peacock whose eyes are inclined
to his tail.
Aye, come, let us turn our attention behind,
Like those critics whose heads are so
heavy, I fear,
That they cannot keep up with the march of the mind,
And so turn face about for reviewing the
rear.
Looking over Time’s crupper and over his tail,
Oh, what ages and pages there are to revise!
And as farther our back-searching glances prevail,
Like the emmets, “how little we
are in our eyes!”
What a sweet pretty innocent, half-a-yard long,
On a dimity lap of true nursery make!
I can fancy I hear the old lullaby song
That was meant to compose me, but kept
me awake.
Methinks I still suffer the infantine throes,
When my flesh was a cushion for any long
pin—
Whilst they patted my body to comfort my woes,
Oh! how little they dreamt they were driving
them in!
Infant sorrows are strong—infant pleasures
as weak—
But no grief was allow’d to indulge
in its note;
Did you ever attempt a small “bubble and squeak,”
Through the Dalby’s Carminative
down in your throat?
Did you ever go up to the roof with a bounce?
Did you ever come down to the floor with
the same?
Oh! I can’t but agree with bath ends, and
pronounce
“Heads or tails,” with a child,
an unpleasantish game!
Then an urchin—I see myself urchin indeed—
With a smooth Sunday face for a mother’s
delight;
Why should weeks have an end?—I am sure
there was need
Of a Sabbath, to follow each Saturday
night.
Was your face ever sent to the housemaid to scrub?
Have you ever felt huckaback soften’d
with sand?
Had you ever your nose towell’d up to a snub,
And your eyes knuckled out with the back
of the hand?
Then a school-boy—my tailor was nothing
in fault,
For an urchin will grow to a lad by degrees,—
But how well I remember that “pepper-and-salt”
That was down to the elbows, and up to
the knees!
What a figure it cut when as Norval I spoke!
With a lanky right leg duly planted before;
Whilst I told of the chief that was kill’d by
my stroke,
And extended my arms as “the
arms that he wore!”
Next a Lover—Oh! say, were you ever in
love?
With a lady too cold—and your
bosom too hot?
Have you bow’d to a shoe-tie, and knelt to a
glove,
Like a beau that desired to be
tied in a knot?