that drives the poor suicides in!
And after all an’t there new-laid eggs to be had
upon Holborn Hill?
And dairy-fed pork in Broad St. Giles’s, and fresh
butter wherever you will?
And a covered cart that brings Cottage Bread
quite rustical-like and brown?
So one isn’t so very uncountrified in the very
heart of the town.
Howsomever my mind’s made up, and although
I’m sure cousin Giles will be vext,
I mean to book me an inside place up to town
upon Saturday next,
And if nothing happens, soon after ten, I shall
be at the Old Bell and Crown,
And perhaps I may come to the country again,
when London is all burnt down!
A FLYING VISIT.
“A Calendar! a Calendar! look
in the Almanac, find
out moonshine—find out
moonshine!”—Midsummer
Night’s Dream.
I.
The by-gone September,
As folks may remember,
At least if their memory saves but an ember,
One fine afternoon,
There went up
a Balloon,
Which did not return to the Earth very soon.
II.
For, nearing the
sky,
At about a mile
high,
The Aeronaut bold had resolved on a fly;
So cutting his
string,
In a Parasol thing
Down he came in a field like a lark from the wing.
III.
Meanwhile, thus
adrift,
The Balloon made
a shift
To rise very fast, with no burden to lift;
It got very small,
Then to nothing
at all;
And then rose the question of where it would fall?
IV.
Some thought that,
for lack
Of the man and
his pack,
’Twould rise to the cherub that watches Poor
Jack;
Some held, but
in vain,
With the first
heavy rain
’Twould surely come down to the Gardens again!
V.
But still not
a word
For a month could
be heard
Of what had become of the Wonderful Bird;
The firm Gye and
Hughes,
Wore their boots
out and shoes,
In running about and inquiring for news.
VI.
Some thought it
must be
Tumbled into the
Sea;
Some thought it had gone off to High Germanie
For Germans, as
shown
By their writings,
’tis known
Are always delighted with what is high-flown.
VII.
Some hinted a
bilk,
And that maidens
who milk,
In far distant Shires would be walking in silk:
Some swore that
it must,
“As they
said at the fust,
Have gone again’ flashes of lightning and bust!”