“Si patriae volumus, si Nobis vivere cari."’
I was at this time myself a water-drinker, upon trial, by Johnson’s recommendation. Johnson. ’Boswell is a bolder combatant than Sir Joshua: he argues for wine without the help of wine; but Sir Joshua with it.’ Sir Joshua Reynolds. ‘But to please one’s company is a strong motive.’ Johnson. (who, from drinking only water, supposed every body who drank wine to be elevated,) ’I won’t argue any more with you, Sir. You are too far gone.’ Sir Joshua. ’I should have thought so indeed, Sir, had I made such a speech as you have now done.’ Johnson. (drawing himself in, and, I really thought blushing,) ’Nay, don’t be angry. I did not mean to offend you.’ Sir Joshua. ’At first the taste of wine was disagreeable to me; but I brought myself to drink it, that I might be like other people. The pleasure of drinking wine is so connected with pleasing your company, that altogether there is something of social goodness in it.’ Johnson. ‘Sir, this is only saying the same thing over again.’ Sir Joshua. ‘No, this is new.’ Johnson. ’You put it in new words, but it is an old thought. This is one of the disadvantages of wine. It makes a man mistake words for thoughts.’ Boswell. ’I think it is a new thought; at least, it is in a new attitude.’ Johnson. ’Nay, Sir, it is only in a new coat; or an old coat with a new facing. (Then laughing heartily,) It is the old dog in a new doublet.—An extraordinary instance however may occur where a man’s patron will do nothing for him, unless he will drink: There may be a good reason for drinking.’
I mentioned a nobleman, who I believed was really uneasy if his company would not drink hard. Johnson. ’That is from having had people about him whom he has been accustomed to command.’ Boswell. ’Supposing I should be tete-a-tete with him at table.’ Johnson. ’Sir, there is no more reason for your drinking with him, than his being sober with you.’ Boswell. ’Why, that is true; for it would do him less hurt to be sober, than it would do me to get drunk.’ Johnson. ’Yes, Sir; and from what I have heard of him, one would not wish to sacrifice himself to such a man. If he must always have somebody to drink with him, he should buy a slave, and then he would be sure to have it. They who submit to drink as another pleases, make themselves his slaves.’ Boswell. ’But, Sir, you will surely make allowance for the duty of hospitality. A gentleman who loves drinking, comes to visit me.’ Johnson. ’Sir, a man knows whom he visits; he comes to the table of a sober man.’ Boswell. ’But, Sir, you and I should not have been so well received in the Highlands and Hebrides, if I had not drunk with our worthy friends. Had I drunk water only as you did, they would not