Soon after this day, he went to Bath with Mr. and Mrs. Thrale.  I had never seen that beautiful city, and wished to take the opportunity of visiting it, while Johnson was there.

On the 26th of April, I went to Bath; and on my arrival at the Pelican inn, found lying for me an obliging invitation from Mr. and Mrs. Thrale, by whom I was agreeably entertained almost constantly during my stay.  They were gone to the rooms; but there was a kind note from Dr. Johnson, that he should sit at home all the evening.  I went to him directly, and before Mr. and Mrs. Thrale returned, we had by ourselves some hours of tea-drinking and talk.

I shall group together such of his sayings as I preserved during the few days that I was at Bath.

It having been mentioned, I know not with what truth, that a certain female political writer, whose doctrines he disliked, had of late become very fond of dress, sat hours together at her toilet, and even put on rouge:—­Johnson.  ’She is better employed at her toilet, than using her pen.  It is better she should be reddening her own cheeks, than blackening other people’s characters.’

He would not allow me to praise a lady then at Bath; observing, ’She does not gain upon me, Sir; I think her empty-headed.’  He was, indeed, a stern critick upon characters and manners.  Even Mrs. Thrale did not escape his friendly animadversion at times.  When he and I were one day endeavouring to ascertain, article by article, how one of our friends could possibly spend as much money in his family as he told us he did, she interrupted us by a lively extravagant sally, on the expence of clothing his children, describing it in a very ludicrous and fanciful manner.  Johnson looked a little angry, and said, ’Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating, calculate.’  At another time, when she said, perhaps affectedly, ‘I don’t like to fly.’  Johnson.  ’With your wings, Madam, you must fly:  but have a care, there are clippers abroad.’

On Monday, April 29, he and I made an excursion to Bristol, where I was entertained with seeing him enquire upon the spot, into the authenticity of ‘Rowley’s Poetry,’ as I had seen him enquire upon the spot into the authenticity of ‘Ossian’s Poetry.’  George Catcot, the pewterer, who was as zealous for Rowley, as Dr. Hugh Blair was for Ossian, (I trust my Reverend friend will excuse the comparison,) attended us at our inn, and with a triumphant air of lively simplicity called out, ’I’ll make Dr. Johnson a convert.’  Dr. Johnson, at his desire, read aloud some of Chatterton’s fabricated verses, while Catcot stood at the back of his chair, moving himself like a pendulum, and beating time with his feet, and now and then looking into Dr. Johnson’s face, wondering that he was not yet convinced.  We called on Mr. Barret, the surgeon, and saw some of the originals as they were called, which were executed very artificially; but from a careful inspection of them, and a consideration of the circumstances with which they were attended, we were quite satisfied of the imposture, which, indeed, has been clearly demonstrated from internal evidence, by several able criticks.