for I never knew any man who relished good eating
more than he did. When at table, he was totally
absorbed in the business of the moment; his looks seemed
rivetted to his plate; nor would he, unless when in
very high company, say one word, or even pay the least
attention to what was said by others, till he had
satisfied his appetite, which was so fierce, and indulged
with such intenseness, that while in the act of eating,
the veins of his forehead swelled, and generally a
strong perspiration was visible. To those whose
sensations were delicate, this could not but be disgusting;
and it was doubtless not very suitable to the character
of a philosopher, who should be distinguished by self-command.
But it must be owned, that Johnson, though he could
be rigidly abstemious, was not a temperate
man either in eating or drinking. He could refrain,
but he could not use moderately. He told me,
that he had fasted two days without inconvenience,
and that he had never been hungry but once. They
who beheld with wonder how much he eat upon all occasions
when his dinner was to his taste, could not easily
conceive what he must have meant by hunger; and not
only was he remarkable for the extraordinary quantity
which he eat, but he was, or affected to be, a man
of very nice discernment in the science of cookery.
He used to descant critically on the dishes which
had been at table where he had dined or supped, and
to recollect very minutely what he had liked.
I remember, when he was in Scotland, his praising
‘Gordon’s palates,’ (a dish of palates
at the Honourable Alexander Gordon’s) with a
warmth of expression which might have done honour
to more important subjects. ’As for Maclaurin’s
imitation of a made dish, it was a wretched
attempt.’ He about the same time was so
much displeased with the performances of a nobleman’s
French cook, that he exclaimed with vehemence, ’I’d
throw such a rascal into the river, and he then proceeded
to alarm a lady at whose house he was to sup, by the
following manifesto of his skill: ’I, Madam,
who live at a variety of good tables, am a much better
judge of cookery, than any person who has a very tolerable
cook, but lives much at home; for his palate is gradually
adapted to the taste of his cook; whereas, Madam, in
trying by a wider range, I can more exquisitely judge.’
When invited to dine, even with an intimate friend,
he was not pleased if something better than a plain
dinner was not prepared for him. I have heard
him say on such an occasion, ’This was a good
dinner enough, to be sure; but it was not a dinner
to ask a man to.’ On the other hand,
he was wont to express, with great glee, his satisfaction
when he had been entertained quite to his mind.
One day when we had dined with his neighbour and landlord
in Bolt-court, Mr. Allen, the printer, whose old housekeeper
had studied his taste in every thing, he pronounced
this eulogy: ’Sir, we could not have had
a better dinner had there been a Synod of Cooks.’