by his own negligence, he ventured to make some remarks,
such as “he did not know why his master should
not have his share as well as another gentleman,
etc.
etc.” which proved so highly disagreeable
to the feelings of the great man who administered
this highly important office, that he immediately
went and complained to the still greater man who had
invested him with it. This august personage not
only feelingly participated in the insult which had
been offered his faithful domestic, but also vowed
that he should have the most ample satisfaction.
He accordingly ordered the complainant to send the
offending party into his presence on the following
morning; strictly enjoining him before hand, to take
especial care that he should remain ignorant of the
chastisement which was in petto for him. The
next morning when the poor fellow came as usual for
his master’s quota of milk, he was told by the
great man whom he had the day before unwittingly offended,
that the governor desired to speak to him. Wondering
that so distinguished a personage should even know
that so humble a being as himself was in existence,
and at a loss to conjecture what could be his gracious
will and pleasure, he was ushered trembling into his
dread presence. In an instant his alarms were
quieted. The governor told him with a condescending
smile, that as the chief constable’s house was
in his way home, he had merely sent for him to be
the bearer of a letter to that person, from a desire
to spare his dragoon the trouble of carrying it.
The poor fellow, of course, delivered the letter with
all haste, little imagining what were its contents.
When the chief constable perused it, he ordered out
the triangles; the poor wretch was instantly tied
up to them, and in a stupor of surprise and consternation
underwent the punishment, (whether twenty-five or
fifty lashes I am not sure) which was ordered to be
given him, without any explanation till after its
infliction, of the reasons why he received it.
Was not this a refinement of cruelty worthy the most
atrocious monster of antiquity?]
[** When I wrote this part of the present work the
person to whom it has reference was living; and the
only alteration which I have made in it since his
death, has been the necessary changes in the tenses
of the verbs. My assertions have been scrupulously
regulated by truth; but I am still aware that they
might have been pronounced libellous in a court of
justice; and I have been advised by some of my friends
to cancel them, on the ground that the recollection
of injuries should not be prolonged beyond the grave.
The applicability, however, of this principle to private
resentments is not more evident, than its inapplicability
to public. The tomb which ought to be the goal
of the one, is the starting-post of the other.
It is the legitimate province, nay, more, one of the
most sacred duties of the annalist to speak of public
characters after their deaths, with that severity
of reprobation or of praise, to which their conduct