The effect was electrical:  the motion was carried by acclamation and there was a unanimous rush for the now wretched mariner whose false alarm at the masthead was the cause of our embarrassment, but on second thoughts it was decided to substitute Captain Troutbeck, as less generally useful and more undeviatingly in error.  The sailor had made one mistake of considerable magnitude, but the captain’s entire existence was a mistake altogether.  He was fetched up from his cabin and chucked over.

At 900 Tottenham Road Court lived an aunt of mine—­a good old lady who had brought me up by hand and taught me many wholesome lessons in morality, which in my later life have proved of extreme value.  Foremost among these I may mention her solemn and oft-repeated injunction never to tell a lie without a definite and specific reason for doing so.  Many years’ experience in the violation of this principle enables me to speak with authority as to its general soundness.  I have, therefore, much pleasure in making a slight correction in the preceding chapter of this tolerably true history.  It was there affirmed that I threw the Bonnyclabber’s log-book into the sea.  The statement is entirely false, and I can discover no reason for having made it that will for a moment weigh against those I now have for the preservation of that log-book.

The progress of the story has developed new necessities, and I now find it convenient to quote from that book passages which it could not have contained if cast into the sea at the time stated; for if thrown upon the resources of my imagination I might find the temptation to exaggerate too strong to be resisted.

It is needless to worry the reader with those entries in the book referring to events already related.  Our record will begin on the day of the captain’s consignment to the deep, after which era I made the entries myself.

“June 22nd.—­Not much doing in the way of gales, but heavy swells left over from some previous blow.  Latitude and longitude not notably different from last observation.  Ship laboring a trifle, owing to lack of top-hamper, everything of that kind having been cut away in consequence of Captain Troutbeck having accidently fallen overboard while fishing from the bowsprit.  Also threw over cargo and everything that we could spare.  Miss our sails rather, but if they save our dear captain, we shall be content.  Weather flagrant.

“23d.—­Nothing from Captain Troutbeck.  Dead calm—­also dead whale.  The passengers having become preposterous in various ways, Mr. Martin, the chief officer, had three of the ringleaders tied up and rope’s-ended.  He thought it advisable also to flog an equal number of the crew, by way of being impartial.  Weather ludicrous.

“24th.—­Captain still prefers to stop away, and does not telegraph.  The ’captain of the foretop’—­there isn’t any foretop now—­was put in irons to-day by Mr. Martin for eating cold sausage while on look-out.  Mr. Martin has flogged the steward, who had neglected to holy-stone the binnacle and paint the dead-lights.  The steward is a good fellow all the same.  Weather iniquitous.