It is needless to dwell upon the sensation this discovery gave me; happily I was within a few yards of the committee-rooms, and into these I dashed, closing and bolting the doors behind me, and mounting the stairs like a flash.  The committee was in solemn session, sitting in a nice, even row on the front benches, each man with his elbows on his knees, and his chin resting in the palms of his hands—­thinking.  At each man’s feet lay a neglected copy of the Bugle.  Every member fixed his eyes on me, but no one stirred, none uttered a sound.  There was something awful in this preternatural silence, made more impressive by the hoarse murmur of the crowd outside, breaking down the door.  I could endure it no longer, but strode forward and snatched up the paper lying at the feet of the chairman.  At the head of the editorial columns, in letters half an inch long, were the following amazing head-lines: 

“Dastardly Outrage!  Corruption Rampant in Our Midst!  The Vampires Foiled!  Henry Barber at his Old Game!  The Rat Gnaws a File!  The Democratic Hordes Attempt to Ride Roughshod Over a Free People!  Base Endeavor to Bribe the Editor of this Paper with a Twenty-Dollar Note!  The Money Given to the Orphan Asylum.”

I read no farther, but stood stockstill in the center of the floor, and fell into a reverie.  Twenty dollars!  Somehow it seemed a mere trifle.  Nine hundred and eighty dollars!  I did not know there was so much money in the world.  Twenty—­no, eighty—­one thousand dollars!  There were big, black figures floating all over the floor.  Incessant cataracts of them poured down the walls, stopped, and shied off as I looked at them, and began to go it again when I lowered my eyes.  Occasionally the figures 20 would take shape somewhere about the floor, and then the figures 980 would slide up and overlay them.  Then, like the lean kine of Pharaoh’s dream, they would all march away and devour the fat naughts of the number 1,000.  And dancing like gnats in the air were myriads of little caduceus-like, phantoms, thus—­$$$$$.  I could not at all make it out, but began to comprehend my position directly Old Hooker, without moving from his seat, began to drown the noise of countless feet on the stairs by elevating his thin falsetto: 

“P’r’aps, Mr. Cheerman, it’s orl on the squar’.  We know Mr. Henly can’t tell a lie; but I’m powerful dubersome that thar’s a balyance dyue this yer committee from the gent who hez the flo’—­if he ain’t done gone laid it yout fo’ sable ac—­ac—­fo’ fyirst-class funerals.”

I felt at that moment as if I should like to play the leading character in a first-class funeral myself.  I felt that every man in my position ought to have a nice, comfortable coffin, with a silver door-plate, a foot-warmer, and bay-windows for his ears.  How do you suppose you would have felt?

My leap from the window of that committee room, my speed in streaking it for the adjacent forest, my self-denial in ever afterward resisting the impulse to return to Berrywood and look after my political and material interests there—­these I have always considered things to be justly proud of, and I hope I am proud of them.