Here the rope tautened with a jerk, arresting his flight,
and back he swung in a breathless curve to the other
end of his arc. The ram had fallen, a heap of
indistinguishable legs, wool and horns, but pulling
itself together and dodging as its antagonist swept
downward it retired at random, alternately shaking
its head and stamping its fore-feet. When it
had backed about the same distance as that from which
it had delivered the assault it paused again, bowed
its head as if in prayer for victory and again shot
forward, dimly visible as before—a prolonging
white streak with monstrous undulations, ending with
a sharp ascension. Its course this time was at
a right angle to its former one, and its impatience
so great that it struck the enemy before he had nearly
reached the lowest point of his arc. In consequence
he went flying round and round in a horizontal circle
whose radius was about equal to half the length of
the rope, which I forgot to say was nearly twenty
feet long. His shrieks,
crescendo in approach
and
diminuendo in recession, made the rapidity
of his revolution more obvious to the ear than to
the eye. He had evidently not yet been struck
in a vital spot. His posture in the sack and
the distance from the ground at which he hung compelled
the ram to operate upon his lower extremities and the
end of his back. Like a plant that has struck
its root into some poisonous mineral, my poor uncle
was dying slowly upward.
“After delivering its second blow the ram had
not again retired. The fever of battle burned
hot in its heart; its brain was intoxicated with the
wine of strife. Like a pugilist who in his rage
forgets his skill and fights ineffectively at half-arm’s
length, the angry beast endeavored to reach its fleeting
foe by awkward vertical leaps as he passed overhead,
sometimes, indeed, succeeding in striking him feebly,
but more frequently overthrown by its own misguided
eagerness. But as the impetus was exhausted and
the man’s circles narrowed in scope and diminished
in speed, bringing him nearer to the ground, these
tactics produced better results, eliciting a superior
quality of screams, which I greatly enjoyed.
“Suddenly, as if the bugles had sung truce,
the ram suspended hostilities and walked away, thoughtfully
wrinkling and smoothing its great aquiline nose, and
occasionally cropping a bunch of grass and slowly
munching it. It seemed to have tired of war’s
alarms and resolved to beat the sword into a plowshare
and cultivate the arts of peace. Steadily it
held its course away from the field of fame until it
had gained a distance of nearly a quarter of a mile.
There it stopped and stood with its rear to the foe,
chewing its cud and apparently half asleep. I
observed, however, an occasional slight turn of its
head, as if its apathy were more affected than real.