“It is curled a little and fluffed a little; that’s what makes it look different,” I told him patiently.
“Then that frock is curled a little and fluffed a little, and that’s what makes it look different, too,” The Author decided, and stared at me critically. “You are improving,” he told me, with condescension.
“You are not!” I was goaded to reply.
The Author merely grinned.
“Do you know,” he asked, “if that man Jelnik is coming to-night? I hope so. Unusual man. Can’t think why he buries himself here! Our old friend Gatchell doesn’t seem to admire him. I wonder why?”
“I can’t possibly imagine,” I replied equably, “unless it is that the judge grows old.”
“Hah!” The Author’s eyebrows went up truculently. “And is it a sign of advancing age and mental decrepitude not to admire this fellow?”
But I laughed at him.
“You’re all alike, you women.” A wicked light snapped into his eyes. “Hear, dear lady, the Bard of the Congaree, the Poet Laureate of South Carolina, Coogle for your benefit,” hissed The Author, and repeated, balefully:
Alas,
poor woman, with eyes of sparkling fire,
Thy
heart is often won by mankind’s gay attire!
So
weak thou art, so very weak at best,
Thou
canst not look beyond a satin-lined vest!
I’ve
seen thee ofttimes cast a-winning glance,
And
be carried away, as it were within a trance,
By
the gay apparel of some dishonest youth
Whose
bosom heaved with not a single truth!
He was so outrageously funny that I forgave his impertinence. His face relaxed, and his eyes twinkled. He was in high feather the remainder of the evening. He was, in fact, so good-humoredly witty that the boys and girls Alicia had brought home clustered about him like golden bees.
“Miss Smith,” whispered Miss Emmeline, under cover of their laughter, “may I have a word with you?”
We drifted into the library; and she seated herself, folded her hands, and said tremulously:
“My dear, my wish has been granted. I have really come in contact with the Unknown! I have seen something, Miss Smith!” I looked at her steadily. “Just before dawn,” Miss Emmeline continued, “I woke up, with a curious, indefinable, uneasy sense of trouble, as if something had happened and I was remembering it, say. I saw how foolish it was to allow a mere nightmare to worry me, though I am not subject to nightmares, my conscience and my digestion being quite all right, thank heaven! Gradually the impression faded. I was just dropping to sleep again, when I heard the faintest imaginable footfall, almost as if somebody were walking upon the air itself. And then, Miss Smith, there stole across my room a figure. There was nothing terrifying about it: it was merely a figure, that was all, and so I was not frightened. It came from my clothes-closet, went into the next room, and vanished. For when I arose and followed, there was no trace of it. And the doors were locked. Now, was not that remarkable?”