“I went to the church,” said she, “as most of you did last night, to see the burying, and, being very weary, I sat me down in Mr. Johns’s pew, and fell fast asleep.  At eleven of the clock I awoke; which I believe was in some measure occasioned by the clock’s striking, for I heard it.  I started up, and could not at first tell where I was; but after some time I recollected the funeral, and soon found that I was shut in the church.  It was dismal dark, and I could see nothing; but while I was standing in the pew, something jumped up upon me behind, and laid, as I thought, its hands over my shoulders.  I own I was a little afraid at first; however, I considered that I had always been constant at prayers, and at church, and that I had done nobody any harm, but had endeavored to do what good I could; and then thought I, what have I to fear?  Yet I kneeled down to say my prayers.  As soon as I was on my knees, something very cold, as cold as marble, ay, as cold as ice, touched my neck, which made me start, however, I continued my prayers, and having begged protection from Almighty God, I found my spirits come, and I was sensible I had nothing to fear; for God Almighty protects not only all those that are good, but also all those who endeavor to be good—­nothing can withstand the power, and exceed the goodness of God Almighty.  Armed with the confidence of his protection; I walked down the church aisle, when I heard something pit, pat, pit, pat, pit, pat, come after me, and something touched my hand, which seemed as cold as a marble monument.  I could not think what this was, yet I knew that it could not hurt me, and therefore I made myself easy; but being very cold, and the church being paved with stones, which were very damp, I felt my way, as well as I could, to the pulpit; in doing which something rushed by me and almost threw me down, However, I was not frightened, for I knew that God Almighty would suffer nothing to hurt me.

“At last I found out the pulpit, and having shut the door, I laid me down on the mat and cushion to sleep; when something thrust and pulled the door, as I thought, for admittance, which prevented my going to sleep.  At last it cries, ‘Bow, wow, wow;’ and I concluded it must be Mr. Saunderson’s dog, which had followed me from their house to church; so I opened the door, and called Snip, Snip, and the dog jumped upon me immediately.  After this, Snip and I lay down together, and had a comfortable nap; for when I awoke again it was almost light.  I then walked up and down all the aisles of the church to keep myself warm; and though I went into the vaults, and trod on Lady Ducklington’s coffin, I saw nothing, and I believe it was owing to the reason Mr. Long has given you, namely, that there is no such thing to be seen.  As to my part, I would as soon lie all night in a church as in any other place; and I am sure that any little boy or girl, who is good and loves God Almighty, and keeps his commandments, may as safely lie in the church, or the churchyard, as anywhere else, if they take care not to get cold, for I am sure there are no things either to hurt or to frighten them; though any one possessed of fear might have taken Neighbor Saunderson’s dog with his cold nose for a ghost; and if they had not been undeceived, as I was, would never have thought otherwise.”  All the company acknowledged the justness of the observation, and thanked Little Two-Shoes for her advice.