At the bottom he lay panting for a time; then, because he was cold he picked himself up and went blundering on, not in the least knowing where he was going. Bushes clutched at his feet. Trees slashed across his face. He was inclined to weep, but checked himself, remembering that on one of those sunny afternoon walks God had told him that to cry wasn’t manly. “And I must find God. I must find God,” he kept repeating to himself. The only way he knew of finding God was by pressing forward. God had once confessed to him, “The reason I am God is because I show courage.”
“Then I’ll show courage, too,” he thought.
Presently he found himself in the heart of the forest and began to breathe more freely. Avenues of giant trees stretched before him, which criss-crossed one another and faded into the gloom of twilit, colonnaded tunnels. He could almost feel the gnarled trunks bracing themselves and the crooked branches linking arms to bear up the weight of the down-poured roof of whiteness. As his eyes grew accustomed to the dimness, he saw the animals strewn flat among fallen leaves, their noses pressed between their paws, shivering with terror. Overhead birds and monkeys sat in rows, squeezed side by side for companionship, weeping silently. Of a sudden he regained his majesty, being filled with contempt for their cowardice. “For I am Man,” he reminded himself, “so like to God that I could easily be mistaken for Him—and these are the creatures who dared to talk of punishing me.”
Throwing out his chest, he strode valiantly past them, utterly ignoring their presence.
From behind him a voice called whimperingly. It was the lion’s, the King of Beasts, squeaky and falsetto with panic. “Master, thou art wise. What has happened? Tell us.”
Had he known how, the Man would have laughed. But the laugh comes later in the story. Without turning his head, still going away from them he answered. “It is a punishment for what thou and thy people have done to me and my Woman, oh, lion.”
He had made the answer up on the spur of the moment; he knew no more than they did what had happened. But he loved inventing and was never so content as when he was pretending that he was God.
Immediately they forgot the wrong answers he had given them and how he had deceived them in the past. The leaves rustled as they lifted up their heads from between their paws. Their voices trembled as one when they besought him, “Master, stay with us. We are in terror. Make it leave off.”
Turning slowly, he blinked at them through the dimness. Folding his arms, he regarded them thoughtfully with his legs wide apart. He did it as he supposed God might have done it. He spoke at last. “It’s only just begun. Why should I make it leave off?”
“Because thou art strong and we are repentant.”