and some others after him, had their own good and profitable
reasons for crying up the works of this poet.
When I was a very little boy, there was a jubilee
in honour of SHAKSPEARE, and as he was said to have
planted a Mulberry tree, boxes, and other little
ornamental things in wood, were sold all over the
country, as having been made out of the trunk or limbs
of this ancient and sacred tree. We Protestants
laugh at the relics so highly prized by Catholics;
but never was a Catholic people half so much duped
by the relics of saints, as this nation was by the
mulberry tree, of which, probably, more wood was sold
than would have been sufficient in quantity to build
a ship of war, or a large house. This madness
abated for some years; but, towards the end of the
last century it broke out again with more fury than
ever. SHAKSPEARE’S works were published
by BOYDELL, an Alderman of London, at a subscription
of five hundred pounds for each copy, accompanied
by plates, each forming a large picture. Amongst
the mad men of the day was a MR. IRELAND, who seemed
to be more mad than any of the rest. His adoration
of the poet led him to perform a pilgrimage to an old
farm-house, near Stratford-upon-Avon, said to have
been the birth-place of the poet. Arrived at
the spot, he requested the farmer and his wife to
let him search the house for papers, first going
upon his knees, and praying, in the poetic style,
the gods to aid him in his quest. He found no
papers; but he found that the farmer’s wife,
in clearing out a garret some years before, had found
some rubbishy old papers which she had burnt,
and which had probably been papers used in the wrapping
up of pigs’ cheeks to keep them from the bats.
‘O, wretched woman!’ exclaimed he; ‘do
you know what you have done?’ ‘O dear,
no!’ said the woman, half frightened out of
her wits: ’no harm, I hope; for the papers
were very old; I dare say as old as the house
itself.’ This threw him into an additional
degree of excitement, as it is now fashionably
called: he raved, he stamped, he foamed, and at
last quitted the house, covering the poor woman with
very term of reproach; and hastening back to Stratford,
took post-chaise for London, to relate to his brother
madmen the horrible sacrilege of this heathenish woman.
Unfortunately for MR. IRELAND, unfortunately for his
learned brothers in the metropolis, and unfortunately
for the reputation of SHAKSPEARE, MR. IRELAND took
with him to the scene of his adoration a son, about
sixteen years of age, who was articled to an attorney
in London. The son was by no means so sharply
bitten as the father; and, upon returning to town,
he conceived the idea of supplying the place of
the invaluable papers which the farm-house heathen
had destroyed. He thought, and he thought rightly,
that he should have little difficulty in writing plays
just like those of Shakspeare! To get paper
that should seem to have been made in the reign of