Trumps eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 551 pages of information about Trumps.

Trumps eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 551 pages of information about Trumps.

They could not see beyond the words, nor hope to.

“Miss Amy is right, as usual,” said he.

“Why, Uncle Lawrence, tell us all about it!” said Fanny, with a hard, black smile in her eyes.

Uncle Lawrence was not in the slightest degree abashed.

“Fanny,” said he, “I will speak to you in a parable.  Remember, to you.  There was a farmer whose neighbor built a curious tower upon his land.  It was upon a hill, in a grove.  The structure rose slowly, but public curiosity rose with fearful rapidity.  The gossips gossiped about it in the public houses.  Rumors of it stole up to the city, and down came reporters and special correspondents to describe it with an unctuous eloquence and picturesque splendor of style known only to them.  The builder held his tongue, dear Fanny.  The workmen speculated upon the subject, but their speculations were no more valuable than those of other people.  They received private bribes to tell; and all the great newspapers announced that, at an enormous expense, they had secured the exclusive intelligence, and the exclusive intelligence was always wrong.  The country was in commotion, dear Fanny, about a simple tower that a man was building upon his land.  But the wonder of wonders, and the exasperation of exasperations, was, that the farmer whose estate adjoined never so much as spoke of the tower—­was never known to have asked about it—­and, indeed, it was not clear that he knew of the building of any tower within a hundred miles of him.  Of course, my dearest Fanny, a self-respecting Public Sentiment could not stand that.  It was insulting to the public, which manifested so profound an interest in the tower, that the immediate neighbor should preserve so strict a silence, and such a perfectly tranquil mind.  There are but two theories possible in regard to that man, said the self-respecting Public Sentiment:  he is either a fool or a knave—­probably a little of each.  In any case he must be dealt with.  So Public Sentiment accosted the farmer, and asked him if he were not aware that a mysterious tower was going up close to him, and that the public curiosity was sadly exercised about it?  He replied that he was blessed with tolerable eyesight, and had seen the tower from the very first stone upward.  Tell us, then, all about it! shrieked Public Sentiment.  Ask the builder, if you want to know, said the farmer.  But he won’t tell us, and we want you to tell us, because we know that you must have asked him.  Now what, in the name of pity!—­what is that tower for?  I have never asked, replies the farmer.  Never asked? shrieked Public Sentiment.  Never, retorted Rusticus.  And why, in the name of Heaven, have you never asked? cried the crowd.  Because, said the farmer—­”

Lawrence Newt looked at his auditors.  “Are you listening, dear Fanny?”

“Yes, Uncle Lawrence.”

“—­because it’s none of my business.”

Lawrence Newt smiled; so did all the rest, including Fanny, who remarked that he might have told her in fewer words that she was impertinent.

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