of manning the two small howitzers and half-a-dozen
swivel-guns, in case our little craft should find it
necessary to shew her teeth. The remaining portion
of the men were even finer specimens of humanity than
the Europeans. With the exception of two tall,
bony Scindians, they were all Seedies, or negroes,
and there was not one among them that might not have
served as a model for a Hercules. Their huge
bodies presented an appearance of massiveness and immense
strength; and the enormous muscles had even more than
the prominence we find in some statues, but so seldom
meet with in men of these effeminate times. These
particulars were the more easily noted, as their style
of costume, in the daytime at least, approached very
closely to nudity. But their size was as nothing
to their appetites; and deep and vasty as their internal
accommodations must have been, it remains a matter
of perplexity to me to this day to determine by what
mysterious process they managed to stow away one-half
of what they devoured. I have repeatedly watched
one of these overgrown animals seat himself before
a wooden trencher, some three-quarters of a yard broad,
and clear from it, as if by magic, a mess piled up
to the greatest capacity of the vessel, and consisting
of rice, garnished at the top with a couple of pounds
or so of curried meat or fish; after which, glaring
around him in a hungry and dissatisfied manner, calculated
to raise unpleasant sensations in a nervous bystander,
he would sullenly catch hold of the hookah common
to the party, and seek to deaden his appetite by swallowing
down long and repeated draughts of tobacco-smoke,
until the tears came into his eyes, and he was forced
to desist by a paroxysm of coughing.
Among the passengers, there were two or three persons
of my own standing, and on the quarter-deck a small
group of officers, one of whom was accompanied by
his wife. The lady had certainly no reason to
grumble at the inattention of her companions.
The fair sex, although much more plentiful at the
time I speak of than ten years ago, was still rather
scarce in these parts, ladies being few and far between
in the stations beyond Kurachee. With a praiseworthy
desire to make the most of the honour, the skipper
was bustling about, giving all sorts of orders that
might in any way conduce to the comfort of his fair
passenger, and apparently in a state of mental agony
when a momentary turn of the vessel would render the
awning and screens ineffectual in preserving her from
a chance ray of the sun. Two young subalterns
were tumbling over one another in the anxious endeavour
to be the first to bring a footstool; a couple of
their seniors were standing by, rubbing their hands
and smiling blandly, to keep their minds in a fit
state for the perpetration of a compliment on the first
possible occasion; while even the grim old major was
trying very hard to unbend: not that it was a
part of his principles to be particularly gallant
to the ladies, but as he was going to a place where
he might not have the advantage of seeing any of them
for some years, and would thus run the chance of growing
rusty, he thought he might as well keep his hand in
while he had the opportunity.