In spite of these amenities, the doctor had a low opinion of ballads and ballad collectors. In the Rambler (No. 177) he made merry over one Cantilenus, who “turned all his thoughts upon old ballads, for he considered them as the genuine records of the natural taste. He offered to show me a copy of ‘The Children in the Wood,’ which he firmly believed to be of the first edition, and by the help of which the text might be freed from several corruptions, if this age of barbarity had any claim to such favors from him.” “The conversation,” says Boswell, “having turned on modern imitations of ancient ballads, and someone having praised their simplicity, he treated them with that ridicule which he always displayed when that subject was mentioned.” Johnson wrote several stanzas in parody of the ballads; e.g.,
“The tender infant,
meek and mild,
Fell down upon
a stone:
The nurse took up the squealing
child,
But still the
child squealed on.”
And again:
“I put my hat upon my
head
And walked into
the Strand;
And there I met another man
Whose hat was
in his hand.”
This is quoted by Wordsworth,[36] who compares it with a stanza from “The Children in the Wood”:
“Those pretty babes,
with hand in hand,
Went wandering
up and down;
But never more they saw the
man
Approaching from
the town.”