produce fatal haemorrhage, for I had been made acquainted
with the fact that the blood-vessels, wounded in this
way, did not usually bleed profusely until reaction
took place. At early dawn, on the following morning,
I was aroused from a troubled slumber by one of the
medical staff, who came round to succour the wounded.
’What’s the matter with you my good fellow?’
said he. ’Ah! touch me softly, I beseech
you,’ I replied, ‘a cannon-ball has carried
off my legs.’ He proceeded at once to examine
my legs and thighs, and giving me a good shake, with
a cry of joy he exclaimed ’Get up at once, there
is nothing the matter with you.’ Whereupon
I sprung up in utter astonishment, and stood firmly
on the legs which I believed had been lost to me for
ever. I felt more thankful than I had ever done
in the whole course of my life before. I had
not a wound about me. I had indeed been shot down
by an immense cannon-ball, but instead of passing
through my legs, as I firmly believed it to have done,
the ball had passed under my feet, and had ploughed
away a cavity in the earth beneath, at least a foot
in depth, into which my feet suddenly sank, giving
me the idea that I had been thus shattered by the
separation of my legs. Such is the power of imagination.”
JOHNSON.
Johnson and Millar.—When Dr. Johnson had
completed his Dictionary, which had quite exhausted
the patience of Mr. Andrew Millar, his bookseller,
the latter acknowledged the receipt of the last sheet
in the following note:—“Andrew Millar
sends his compliments to Mr. Samuel Johnson, with the
money for the last sheet of the copy of the Dictionary,
and thanks God he has done with him.” To
this rude note the doctor returned the following smart
answer:—“Samuel Johnson returns his
compliments to Mr. Andrew Millar, and is very glad
to find (as he does by his note) that Andrew Millar
has the grace to thank God for anything.”
Johnson and Wilkes.—In his English Grammar,
prefixed to his Dictionary, Johnson had written—“He
seldom, perhaps never, begins any but the first syllable.”
Wilkes published some remarks upon this dictum, commencing:
“The author of this observation must be a man
of quick appre-hension, and of a most compre-hensive
genius.”
Johnson and Lord Elibank.—“Lord Elibank,”
says Sir W. Scott, “made a happy retort on Dr.
Johnson’s definition of oats, as the food of
horses in England, and men in Scotland.”
“Yes,” said he, “and where else will
you see such horses, and such men?”
KINGS.