red coats may be caught passing the gaps and weak
parts of the fence, among whom we distinctly recognise
the worthy master of the pack, followed by Jorrocks,
with his long coat-laps floating in the breeze, who
thinking that “catching-time” must be near
at hand, and being dearly fond of blood, has descended
from his high station to witness the close of the
scene. “Vot a pace! and vot a country!”
cries the grocer, standing high in his stirrups, and
bending over the neck of his chestnut as though he
were meditating a plunge over his head; “how
they stick to him! vot a pack! by Jove they are at
fault again. Yooi, Pilgrim! Yooi, Warbler,
ma load! (lad). Tom, try down the hedge-row.”
“Hold your jaw, Mr. J——,”
cries Tom, “you are always throwing that red
rag of yours. I wish you would keep your potato-trap
shut. See! you’ve made every hound throw
up, and it’s ten to one that ne’er a one
among ’em will stoop again.” “Yonder
he goes,” cries a cock of the old school, who
used to hunt with Colonel Jolliffe’s hounds,
and still sports the long blue surtout lined with orange,
yellow-ochre unmentionables, and mahogany-coloured
knee-caps, with mother-of-pearl buttons. “Yonder
he goes among the ship (sheep), for a thousand! see
how the skulking waggabone makes them scamper.”
At this particular moment a shrill scream is heard
at the far end of a long shaw, and every man pushes
on to the best of his endeavour. “Holloo
o-o-u, h’loo o-o-u, h’loo—o-o-u,
gone away! gone away! forward! forrard! hark back!
hark forrard! hark forrard! hark back!” resounds
from every mouth. “He’s making for
the ’oods beyond Addington, and we shall have
a rare teaser up these hills,” cries Jorrocks,
throwing his arms round his horse’s neck as
he reaches the foot of them.—“D—n
your hills,” cries “Swell,” as he
suddenly finds himself sitting on the hindquarters
of his horse, his saddle having slipped back for want
of a breastplate,—“I wish the hills
had been piled on your back, and the flints thrust
down your confounded throat, before I came into such
a cursed provincial.” “Haw, haw,
haw!” roars a Croydon butcher. “What
don’t ’e like it, sir, eh? too sharp to
be pleasant, eh?—Your nag should have put
on his boots before he showed among us.”
“He’s making straight for Fuller’s farm,” exclaims a thirsty veteran on reaching the top, “and I’ll pull up and have a nip of ale, please God.” “Hang your ale,” cries a certain sporting cheesemonger, “you had better come out with a barrel of it tacked to your horse’s tail.”—“Or ’unt on a steam-engine,” adds his friend the omnibus proprietor, “and then you can brew as you go.” “We shall have the Croydon Canal,” cries Mr. H——n, of Tottenham, who knows every flint in the country, “and how will you like that, my hearties?” “Curse the Croydon Canal,” bawls the little Bromley barber, “my mule can swim like a soap-bladder, and my toggery can’t spoil, thank God!”