Cormorant. At first, however, he was extremely
depressed in spirits, and did nothing the whole day
after his arrival, but talk about the arrangement
of his temporal affairs; and the first symptom he
gave of returning health was one day at dinner at the
“Plough,” by astonishing two or three scarlet-coated
swells, who as usual were disporting themselves in
the coffee-room, by bellowing to the waiter for some
Talli-ho “sarce” to his fish. Before
this he had never once spoken of his favourite diversion,
and the sportsmen cantered by the window to cover
in the morning, and back in the afternoon, without
eliciting a single observation from him. The morning
after this change for the better, he addressed his
companion at breakfast as follows: “Blow
me tight, Mr. York, if I arn’t regularly renowated.
I’m as fresh as an old hat after a shower of
rain. I really thinks I shall get over this terrible
illness, for I dreamt of ’unting last night,
and, if you’ve a mind, we’ll go and see
my Lord Segrave’s reynard dog, and then start
from this ’ere corrupt place, for, you see, it’s
nothing but a town, and what’s the use of sticking
oneself in a little pokey lodging like this ’ere,
where there really is not room to swing a cat, and
paying the deuce knows how much tin, too, when one
has a splendid house in Great Coram Street going on
all the time, with a rigler establishment of servants
and all that sort of thing. Now, you knows, I
doesn’t grudge a wisit to Margate, though that’s
a town too, but then, you see, one has the sea to
look at, whereas here, it’s nothing but a long
street with shops, not so good as those in Red Lion
Street, with a few small streets branching off from
it, and as to the prommenard, as they calls it, aside
the spa, with its trees and garden stuff, why, I’m
sure, to my mind, the Clarence Gardens up by the Regent’s
Park, are quite as fine. It’s true the
doctor says I must remain another fortnight to perfect
the cure, but then them ’ere M.D.’s, or
whatever you calls them, are such rum jockeys, and
I always thinks they say one word for the patient and
two for themselves. Now, my chap said, I must
only take half a bottle o’ black strap a day
at the werry most, whereas I have never had less than
a whole one—his half first, as I say, and
my own after—and because I tells him I
take a pint, he flatters himself his treatment is capital,
and that he is a wonderful M.D.; but as a man can’t
be better than well, I think we’ll just see
what there’s to be seen in the neighbourhood,
and then cut our sticks, and, as I said before, I
should like werry much to see my Lord Segrave’s
hounds, in order that I may judge whether there is
anything in the wide world to be compared to the Surrey,
for if I remember right, Mr. Nimrod described them
as werry, werry fine, indeed.”