closely; and being assembled in the bottom, each congratulates
his neighbour on the excellent condition and stanchness
of the hounds, and the admirable view that has been
afforded them of their peculiar style of hunting.
At this interesting period, a “regular swell”
from Melton Mowbray, unknown to everyone except his
tailor, to whom he owes a long tick, makes his appearance
and affords abundance of merriment for our sportsmen.
He is just turned out of the hands of his valet, and
presents the very beau-ideal of his caste—“quite
the lady,” in fact. His hat is stuck on
one side, displaying a profusion of well-waxed ringlets;
a corresponding infinity of whisker, terminating at
the chin, there joins an enormous pair of moustaches,
which give him the appearance of having caught the
fox himself and stuck its brush below his nose.
His neck is very stiff; and the exact Jackson-like
fit of his coat, which almost nips him in two at the
waist, and his superlatively well-cleaned leather Andersons,[2]
together with the perfume and the general puppyism
of his appearance, proclaim that he is a “swell”
of the very first water, and one that a Surrey sportsman
would like to buy at his own price and sell at the
other’s. In addition to this, his boots,
which his “fellow” has just denuded from
a pair of wash-leather covers, are of the finest,
brightest, blackest patent leather imaginable; the
left one being the identical boot by which Warren’s
monkey shaved himself, while the right is the one
at which the game-cock pecked, mistaking its own shadow
for an opponent, the mark of its bill being still
visible above the instep; and the tops—whose
pampered appetites have been fed on champagne—are
of the most delicate cream-colour, the whole devoid
of mud or speck. The animal he bestrides is no
less calculated than himself to excite the risible
faculties of the field, being a sort of mouse colour,
with dun mane and tail, got by Nicolo, out of a flibbertigibbet
mare, and he stands seventeen hands and an inch.
His head is small and blood-like, his girth a mere
trifle, and his legs, very long and spidery, of course
without any hair at the pasterns to protect them from
the flints; his whole appearance bespeaking him fitter
to run for half-mile hunters’ stakes at Croxton
Park or Leicester, than contend for foxes’ brushes
in such a splendid country as the Surrey. There
he stands, with his tail stuck tight between his legs,
shivering and shaking for all the world as if troubled
with a fit of ague. And well he may, poor beast,
for—oh, men of Surrey, London, Kent, and
Middlesex, hearken to my word—on closer
inspection he proves to have been shaved!!![3]
[Footnote 2: Anderson, of South Audley Street, is, or was, a famous breeches-maker.]
[Footnote 3: Shaving was in great vogue at Melton some seasons back. It was succeeded by clipping, and clipping by singeing.]