mail, followed closely by the Baron, and after depositing
the cloak inside, so that the Baron might ride with
his “face to the horses,” as the saying
is, he turned the knapsack into the hind boot, and
swung himself into the office till it was time to ask
for something for his exertions. Meanwhile the
Baron made a tour of the yard, taking a lesson in
English from the lettering on the various coaches,
when, on the hind boot of one, he deciphered the word
Cheapside.—“Ah, Cheapside!”
said he, pulling out his dictionary and turning to
the letter C. “Chaste, chat, chaw,—cheap,
dat be it. Cheap,—to be had at a low
price—small value. Ah! I hev (have)
it,” said he, stamping and knitting his brows,
“sacre-e-e-e-e nom de Dieu,” and the first
word being drawn out to its usual longitude, three
strides brought him and the conclusion of the oath
into the office together. He then opened out
upon the book-keeper, in a tremendous volley of French,
English and Hanoverian oaths, for he was a cross between
the first and last named countries, the purport of
which was “dat he had paid de best price, and
he be dem if he vod ride on de Cheapside of de coach.”
In vain the clerks and book-keepers tried to convince
him he was wrong in his interpretation. With
the full conviction of a foreigner that he was about
to be cheated, he had his cloak shifted to the opposite
side of the coach, and the knapsack placed on the
roof. The fourth inside having cast up, the outside
passengers mounted, the insides took their places,
three-pences and sixpences were pulled out for the
porters, the guard twanged his horn, the coachman
turned out his elbow, flourished his whip, caught
the point, cried “All right! sit tight!”
and trotted out of the yard.
Jorrocks and the Yorkshireman sat opposite each other,
the Baron and old Sam Spring, the betting man, did
likewise. Who doesn’t know old Sam, with
his curious tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles, his old
drab hat turned up with green, careless neckcloth,
flowing robe, and comical cut? He knew Jorrocks—though—tell
it not in Coram Street, he didn’t know his name;
but concluded from the disparity of age between him
and his companion, that Jorrocks was either a shark
or a shark’s jackal, and the Yorkshireman a
victim. With due professional delicacy, he contented
himself with scrutinising the latter through his specs.
The Baron’s choler having subsided, he was the
first to break the ice of silence. “Foine
noight,” was the observation, which was thrown
out promiscuously to see who would take it up.
Now Sam Spring, though he came late, had learned from
the porter that there was a Baron in the coach, and
being a great admirer of the nobility, for whose use
he has a code of signals of his own, consisting of
one finger to his hat for a Baron Lord as he calls
them, two for a Viscount, three for an Earl, four for
a Marquis, and the whole hand for a Duke, he immediately
responded with “Yes, my lord,” with a
fore-finger to his hat. There is something sweet