of foxes’ brushes, and in the frame of the looking-glass,
above the white marble mantelpiece, were stuck visiting-cards,
notes of invitation, thanks for “obliging inquiries,”
etc. The hearth-rug exhibited a bright yellow
tiger, with pink eyes, on a blue ground, with a flossy
green border; and the fender and fire-irons were of
shining brass. On the wall, immediately opposite
the fire-place, was a portrait of Mrs. Jorrocks before
she was married, so unlike her present self that no
one would have taken it for her. The back drawing-room,
which looked out upon the gravel walk and house-backs
beyond, was papered with broad scarlet and green stripes
in honour of the Surrey Hunt uniform, and was set
out with a green-covered library table in the centre,
with a red morocco hunting-chair between it and the
window, and several good strong hair-bottomed mahogany
chairs around the walls. The table had a very
literary air, being strewed with sporting magazines,
odd numbers of
Bell’s Life, pamphlets,
and papers of various descriptions, while on a sheet
of foolscap on the portfolio were ten lines of an
elegy on a giblet pie which had been broken in coming
from the baker’s, at which Mr. Jorrocks had been
hammering for some time. On the side opposite
the fire-place, on a hanging range of mahogany shelves,
were ten volumes of
Bell’s Life in London,
the
New Sporting Magazine, bound gilt and lettered,
the
Memoirs of Harriette Wilson, Boxiana, Taplin’s
Farriery, Nimrod’s
Life of Mytton,
and a backgammon board that Mr. Jorrocks had bought
by mistake for a history of England.
Mrs. Jorrocks, as we said before, was sitting in state
at the far side of the round table, on a worsted-worked
ottoman exhibiting a cock pheasant on a white ground,
and was fanning herself with a red-and-white paper
fan, and turning over the leaves of an annual.
How Mr. Jorrocks happened to marry her, no one could
ever divine, for she never was pretty, had very little
money, and not even a decent figure to recommend her.
It was generally supposed at the time, that his brother
Joe and he having had a deadly feud about a bottom
piece of muffin, the lady’s friends had talked
him into the match, in the hopes of his having a family
to leave his money to, instead of bequeathing it to
Joe or his children. Certain it is, they never
were meant for each other; Mr. Jorrocks, as our readers
have seen, being all nature and impulse, while Mrs.
Jorrocks was all vanity and affectation. To describe
her accurately is more than we can pretend to, for
she looked so different in different dresses, that
Mr. Jorrocks himself sometimes did not recognise her.
Her face was round, with a good strong brick-dust
sort of complexion, a turn-up nose, eyes that were
grey in one light and green in another, and a middling-sized
mouth, with a double chin below. Mr. Jorrocks
used to say that she was “warranted” to
him as twelve years younger than himself, but many
people supposed the difference of age between them