take some decisive step towards its liquidation.
Accordingly, having breakfasted, he combed his hair
straight over his face, and putting on a very penitential
look, called a cab, and desired the man to drive him
to the Rue des Mauvais-Garcons.—After zigzagging,
twisting, and turning about in various directions,
they at last jingled to the end of a very narrow dirty-looking
street, whose unswept pavement had not been cheered
by a ray of sunshine since the houses were built.
It was excessively narrow, and there were no flags
on either side; but through the centre ran a dribbling
stream, here and there obstructed by oyster-shells,
or vegetable refuse, as the water had served as a
plaything for children, or been stopped by servants
for domestic purposes. The street being extremely
old, of course the houses were very large, forming,
as all houses do in Paris, little squares entered by
folding doors, at one side of which, in a sort of lodge,
lives the Porter—“Parlez au Portier”—who
receives letters, parcels, and communications for
the several occupiers, consisting sometimes of twenty
or thirty different establishments in one house.
From this functionary may be learned the names of
the different tenants. Having dismissed his cab,
the Yorkshireman entered the first gateway on his left,
to take the chance of gaining some intelligence of
the Countess. The Porter—a cobbler
by trade—was hammering away, last on knee,
at the sole of a shoe, and with a grin on his countenance,
informed the Yorkshireman that the Countess lived
next door but one. A thrill of fear came over
him on finding himself so near the residence of his
indignant friend, but it was of momentary duration,
and he soon entered the courtyard of No. 3—where
he was directed by an unshaved grisly-looking porter,
to proceed “un troisieme,” and ring the
bell at the door on the right-hand side. Obedient
to his directions, the Yorkshireman proceeded to climb
a wide but dirty stone staircase, with carved and
gilded balusters, whose wall and steps had known no
water for many years, and at length found himself
on the landing opposite the very apartment which contained
the redoubtable Jorrocks. Here he stood for a
few seconds, breathing and cooling himself after his
exertions, during which time he pictured to himself
the worthy citizen immersed in papers deeply engaged
in the preparation of his France in three volumes,
and wished that the first five minutes of their interview
were over. At length he mustered courage to grasp
a greasy-looking red tassel, and give a gentle tinkle
to the bell. The door was quickly opened by Agamemnon
in dirty loose trousers and slippers, and without
a coat. He recognised his fellow-traveller, and
in answer to his inquiry if Monsieur Jorrocks was at
home, grinned, and answered, “Oh oui, certainement,
Monsieur le Colonel Jorrockes est ici,” and
motioned him to come in. The Yorkshireman entered
the little ante-room—a sort of scullery,
full of mops, pans, dirty shoes, dusters, candlesticks—and