was, so, slinking back as they reached the foot of
the hill he got hold of the nigger, and asked what
they called his missis. Massa did not understand,
and Mr. Jorrocks, sorely puzzled how to explain, again
had recourse to the Manuel du Voyageur; but
Madame de Genlis had not anticipated such an occurrence,
and there was no dialogue adapted to his situation.
There was a conversation with a lacquey, however,
commencing with—“Are you disposed
to enter into my service?” and, in the hopes
of hitting upon something that would convey his wishes,
he “hark’d forward,” and passing
by—“Are you married?” arrived
at—“What is your wife’s occupation?”
“Que fait votre femme?” said he, suiting
the action to the word, and pointing to Madame.
Agamemnon showed his ivories, as he laughed at the
idea of Jorrocks calling his mistress his wife, and
by signs and words conveyed to him some idea of the
importance of the personage to whom he alluded.
This he did most completely, for before the diligence
came up, Jorrocks pulled the Yorkshireman aside, and
asked if he was aware that they were travelling with
a real live Countess; “Madame la Countess Benwolio,
the nigger informs me,” said he; “a werry
grande femme, though what that means I don’t
know.” “Oh, Countesses are common
enough here,” replied the Yorkshireman.
“I dare say she’s a stay-maker. I
remember a paint-maker who had a German Baron for
a colour-grinder once.” “Oh,”
said Jorrocks, “you are jealous—you
always try to run down my friends; but that won’t
do, I’m wide awake to your tricks”; so
saying, he shuffled off, and getting hold of the Countess,
helped Agamemnon to hoist her into the diligence.
He was most insinuating for the next two hours, and
jabbered about love and fox-hunting, admiring the fine,
flat, open country, and the absence of hedges and
flints; but as neither youth nor age can subsist on
love alone, his confounded appetite began to trouble
him, and got quite the better of him before they reached
Abbeville. Every mile seemed a league, and he
had his head out of the window at least twenty times
before they came in sight of the town. At length
the diligence got its slow length dragged not only
to Abbeville, but to the sign of the “Fidele
Berger”—or “Fiddle Burgur,”
as Mr. Jorrocks pronounced it—where they
were to dine. The door being opened, out he jumped,
and with his Manuel du Voyageur in one hand,
and the Countess Benvolio in the other, he pushed
his way through the crowd of “pauvres miserables”
congregated under the gateway, who exhibited every
species of disease and infirmity that poor human nature
is liable or heir to, and entered the hotel.
The “Sally manger,” as he called it, was
a long brick-floored room on the basement, with a white
stove at one end, and the walls plentifully decorated
with a panoramic view of the Grand Nation wallopping
the Spaniards at the siege of Saragossa. The
diligence being a leetle behind time as usual, the
soup was on the table when they entered. The