are pleased to call them; which are a generation of
men as unknown to them, as the people of Tartary, or
the Terra Australia, are to us. And therefore
as we draw giants and anthropophagi in those vacancies
of our maps, where we have not travelled to discover
better; so those wretches paint lewdness, atheism,
folly, ill-reasoning, and all manner of extravagancies
amongst us, for want of understanding what we are.
Oftentimes it so falls out, that they have a particular
pique to some one amongst us, and then they immediately
interest heaven in their quarrel; as it is an usual
trick in courts, when one designs the ruin of his enemy,
to disguise his malice with some concernment of the
kings; and to revenge his own cause, with pretence
of vindicating the honour of his master. Such
wits as they describe, I have never been so unfortunate
as to meet in your company; but have often heard much
better reasoning at your table, than I have encountered
in their books. The wits they describe, are the
fops we banish: For blasphemy and atheism, if
they were neither sin nor ill manners, are subjects
so very common, and worn so threadbare, that people,
who have sense, avoid them, for fear of being suspected
to have none. It calls the good name of their
wit in question as it does the credit of a citizen
when his shop is filled with trumperies and painted
titles, instead of wares: We conclude them bankrupt
to all manner of understanding; and that to use blasphemy,
is a kind of applying pigeons to the soles of the
feet; it proclaims their fancy, as well as judgment,
to be in a desperate condition. I am sure, for
your own particular, if any of these judges had once
the happiness to converse with you,—to
hear the candour of your opinions; how freely you
commend that wit in others of which you have, so large
a portion yourself; how unapt you are to be censorious;
with how much easiness you speak so many things, and
those so pointed, that no other man is able to excel,
or perhaps to reach by study;—they would,
instead of your accusers, become your proselytes.
They would reverence so much sense, and so much good
nature in the same person; and come, like the satyr,
to warm themselves at that fire, of which they were
ignorantly afraid when they stood at a distance.
But you have too great a reputation to be wholly free
from censure: it is a fine which fortune sets
upon all extraordinary persons, and from which you
should not wish to be delivered until you are dead.
I have been used by my critics much more severely,
and have more reason to complain, because I am deeper
taxed for a less estate. I am, ridiculously enough,
accused to be a contemner of universities; that is,
in other words, an enemy of learning; without the
foundation of which, I am sure, no man can pretend
to be a poet. And if this be not enough, I am
made a detractor from my predecessors, whom I confess
to have been my masters in the art. But this
latter was the accusation of the best judge, and almost