Enter PHILOTIS.
Phil. Oh, sir, you are happily met; I was coming to find you.
Pala. From your lady. I hope.
Phil. Partly from her; but more especially from myself: She has just now received a letter from her father, with an absolute command to dispose herself to marry you to-morrow.
Pala. And she takes it to the death?
Phil. Quite contrary: The letter could never have come in a more lucky minute; for it found her in an ill-humour with a rival of yours, that shall be nameless, about the pronunciation of a French word.
Pala. Count Rhodophil? never disguise it, I know the amour: But I hope you took the occasion to strike in for me?
Phil. It was my good fortune to do you some small service in it; for your sake I discommended him all over,—clothes, person, humour, behaviour, every thing; and, to sum up all, told her, it was impossible to find a married man that was otherwise; for they were all so mortified at home with their wives’ ill humours, that they could never recover themselves to be company abroad.
Pala. Most divinely urged!
Phil. Then I took occasion to commend your good qualities; as the sweetness of your humour, the comeliness of your person, your good mein, your valour; but, above all, your liberality.
Pala. I vow to Gad I had like to have forgot that good quality in myself, if thou hadst not remembered me of it: Here are five pieces for thee.
Phil. Lord, you have the softest hand, sir, it would do a woman good to touch it: Count Rhodophil’s is not half so soft; for I remember I felt it once, when he gave me ten pieces for my new-years-gift.
Pala. O, I understand you, madam; you shall find my hand as soft again as Count Rhodophil’s: There are twenty pieces for you. The former was but a retaining fee; now I hope you’ll plead for me.
Phil. Your own merits speak enough. Be sure only to ply her with French words, and I’ll warrant you’ll do your business. Here are a list of her phrases for this day: Use them to her upon all occasions and foil her at her own weapon; for she’s like one of the old Amazons, she’ll never marry, except it be the man who has first conquered her.
Pala. I’ll be sure to follow your advice: But you’ll forget to further my design.
Phil. What, do you think I’ll be ungrateful?—But however, if you distrust my memory, put some token on my finger to remember it by: That diamond there would do admirably.
Pala. There ’tis; and I ask your pardon heartily for calling your memory into question: I assure you I’ll trust it another time, without putting you to the trouble of another token.
Enter PALMYRA and ARTEMIS.
Art. Madam, this way the prisoners are to pass; Here you may see Leonidas.